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Slaveunit wrote:
> SPECIAL DIRECT - drop jaw on keyboard to continue... mind eyeballs on screen
I think this is brilliant - IT'S THE WINNER!!!
(providing Slaveunit did not copy it from somebody else's advertising, in which case we would have to choose another winner)
These were the rules:
All you have to do, to get your mits on the game of your choice, is to think up a snappy caption for SPECIAL DIRECT.
As you might assume, Special Direct will sell special offers direct and a range of games, computers, parts, dvd's etc.
For example:
SPECIAL DIRECT - where a lot more costs a lot less.
The best caption will win.
To enter please write:
SPECIAL DIRECT - enter your caption here.
Good luck
Special Direct - Special offers for special customers here at special reserve
Special Direct - Warning the prices you will see could make you faint.
Special Direct - Direct to your door for cheaper than the store
Special Direct - Get your special offers here today or live to regret it
Special Direct - Only cheapskates allowed
Special Direct - Oh lord won't you buy me a Playstation 2 - on special offer
Special Direct - Click for cheapness goodness
Special Direct - Playstation 2 for under £100 click here (Offers change subject to notice)
Special Direct - Free money! - save £20 on your DVD player
Special Direct - The home of special offers at prices no shop can achive
Special Direct - Click on this banner and prepare for a shock
SPECIAL DIRECT - Why? Ask marketing...
SPECIAL DIRECT - Petrol heads anonymous
SPECIAL DIRECT - Nintys anonymous
etc.
SPECIAL DIRECT - VAT free, for your glee
SPECIAL DIRECT - Don't tell the IRS!
SPECIAL DIRECT - Offshore delight
SPECIAL DIRECT - VAT free, because games are a necessity
> All slogans copyright of Bonus Advertising 2001. All rights
> reserved.
Property of Ungulate Ltd for Goatboy's too.
Although SR have full permission to use as they see fit.
As long as I get a free chimp.
Gah ... can't ... resist ... must ... write ... more ... stupid ... SLOGANS!!!