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My a****g cows are stuck in the milking room.
Stuck, for feck's sake - STUCK
Well, actually only one was stuck, then the other one decided to helpfully milk itself and got buggered too.
It's like they don't even exist - can't do anything to them, can't push them out the way. Can't call them in or out of the barn.
Nothing works.
*weeples*
Cockshanks.
Bloody cockwashing bovine biznitches. blarg
Faggoty game.
Asses.
And don't you all come in here, with your "oooh! Why don't you try this:...?" because it won't work, you morons
Can't bum the sheep, can't marry the tramp, can't slaughter pigs, can't have an affair, can't sell my child, can't create giant super-chickens, can't shoot Muku and hang his head off my wall and now my friggin cows get stuck.
...
*slits*
Stuck, for feck's sake - STUCK
Well, actually only one was stuck, then the other one decided to helpfully milk itself and got buggered too.
It's like they don't even exist - can't do anything to them, can't push them out the way. Can't call them in or out of the barn.
Nothing works.
*weeples*
Cockshanks.
Bloody cockwashing bovine biznitches. blarg
Faggoty game.
Asses.
And don't you all come in here, with your "oooh! Why don't you try this:...?" because it won't work, you morons
Can't bum the sheep, can't marry the tramp, can't slaughter pigs, can't have an affair, can't sell my child, can't create giant super-chickens, can't shoot Muku and hang his head off my wall and now my friggin cows get stuck.
...
*slits*
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Hush Tilta, hush.
You still cannot shotgun Murray in the face.
You still cannot shotgun Murray in the face.
Sounds like you need Fable, can pretty much do want in that game apprently.
I look forward to streaking round the village and beating my wife to death with a shovel and then having my way with her mother.
I look forward to streaking round the village and beating my wife to death with a shovel and then having my way with her mother.
Murray needs a shotgunning.
FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> can't marry the tramp
Urgh!
Thats sick.
:D
> can't marry the tramp
Urgh!
Thats sick.
:D
My a****g cows are stuck in the milking room.
Stuck, for feck's sake - STUCK
Well, actually only one was stuck, then the other one decided to helpfully milk itself and got buggered too.
It's like they don't even exist - can't do anything to them, can't push them out the way. Can't call them in or out of the barn.
Nothing works.
*weeples*
Cockshanks.
Bloody cockwashing bovine biznitches. blarg
Faggoty game.
Asses.
And don't you all come in here, with your "oooh! Why don't you try this:...?" because it won't work, you morons
Can't bum the sheep, can't marry the tramp, can't slaughter pigs, can't have an affair, can't sell my child, can't create giant super-chickens, can't shoot Muku and hang his head off my wall and now my friggin cows get stuck.
...
*slits*
Stuck, for feck's sake - STUCK
Well, actually only one was stuck, then the other one decided to helpfully milk itself and got buggered too.
It's like they don't even exist - can't do anything to them, can't push them out the way. Can't call them in or out of the barn.
Nothing works.
*weeples*
Cockshanks.
Bloody cockwashing bovine biznitches. blarg
Faggoty game.
Asses.
And don't you all come in here, with your "oooh! Why don't you try this:...?" because it won't work, you morons
Can't bum the sheep, can't marry the tramp, can't slaughter pigs, can't have an affair, can't sell my child, can't create giant super-chickens, can't shoot Muku and hang his head off my wall and now my friggin cows get stuck.
...
*slits*
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