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My a****g cows are stuck in the milking room.
Stuck, for feck's sake - STUCK
Well, actually only one was stuck, then the other one decided to helpfully milk itself and got buggered too.
It's like they don't even exist - can't do anything to them, can't push them out the way. Can't call them in or out of the barn.
Nothing works.
*weeples*
Cockshanks.
Bloody cockwashing bovine biznitches. blarg
Faggoty game.
Asses.
And don't you all come in here, with your "oooh! Why don't you try this:...?" because it won't work, you morons
Can't bum the sheep, can't marry the tramp, can't slaughter pigs, can't have an affair, can't sell my child, can't create giant super-chickens, can't shoot Muku and hang his head off my wall and now my friggin cows get stuck.
...
*slits*
Stuck, for feck's sake - STUCK
Well, actually only one was stuck, then the other one decided to helpfully milk itself and got buggered too.
It's like they don't even exist - can't do anything to them, can't push them out the way. Can't call them in or out of the barn.
Nothing works.
*weeples*
Cockshanks.
Bloody cockwashing bovine biznitches. blarg
Faggoty game.
Asses.
And don't you all come in here, with your "oooh! Why don't you try this:...?" because it won't work, you morons
Can't bum the sheep, can't marry the tramp, can't slaughter pigs, can't have an affair, can't sell my child, can't create giant super-chickens, can't shoot Muku and hang his head off my wall and now my friggin cows get stuck.
...
*slits*
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I was going to quote that, but Nasher beat me to it.
Stridiot :D
Stridiot :D
Erm...aha?
I also larf a generous amount.
Stridman wrote:
> - Whoever done the dialog should get shot or was not English so
> should hang.
Ahahahah.
> - Whoever done the dialog should get shot or was not English so
> should hang.
Ahahahah.
Fable does look good.
But not quite what I want. I mean, wow, great freedom. But yet another mythical RPG with plenty of foggy woods? yay.
I'll get it, but it's not that anticpated by moi.
But not quite what I want. I mean, wow, great freedom. But yet another mythical RPG with plenty of foggy woods? yay.
I'll get it, but it's not that anticpated by moi.
When's Fable out?
It's the one game I'm actually longing for - looks bloody fantastic.
I'll need to get an Xbox first, o' course...
It's the one game I'm actually longing for - looks bloody fantastic.
I'll need to get an Xbox first, o' course...
Stridman wrote:
> It might sound picky of me but it's true and im sure FFF will agree.
> Same thing with the digging, why bother spending 10 seconds watching
> an item magically appear when you can just grab the thing and shove
> it in your pocket.
me anymore?
You guess right.
Everything is terribly, painfully slow. Even the cut-scenes, which are supposed to be interesting, are very boring - you almost fall asleep watching them. It takes a good 5 seconds of nothingness before anyone does anything.
If I ever get my hands on this game, there'd be so many changes. You'd lick my boots for them.
> It might sound picky of me but it's true and im sure FFF will agree.
> Same thing with the digging, why bother spending 10 seconds watching
> an item magically appear when you can just grab the thing and shove
> it in your pocket.
me anymore?
You guess right.
Everything is terribly, painfully slow. Even the cut-scenes, which are supposed to be interesting, are very boring - you almost fall asleep watching them. It takes a good 5 seconds of nothingness before anyone does anything.
If I ever get my hands on this game, there'd be so many changes. You'd lick my boots for them.
Cows and all..
Tiltawhirl wrote:
> Sounds like you need Fable, can pretty much do want in that game
> apprently.
So is Fable gonna be like this game?
I hope so, I need a game that'll make me come back to my Xbox.
> Sounds like you need Fable, can pretty much do want in that game
> apprently.
So is Fable gonna be like this game?
I hope so, I need a game that'll make me come back to my Xbox.
Muffy moved into my house today, it was a very emotional moment.
Theres few things that f**ked me off about this game :
- Whoever done the dialog should get shot or was not English so should hang.
- After the first year it goes through this so called 'Cutscene' which is a real pain to go through because me and Muffy spend about 5 minutes just going around everyone in the town and doing some kinda communications without saying anything, it was uber boring.
- Everything seems to go really slow, for some reason the boy knocks on the door which takes a few seconds and then opens the door which takes about 10 seconds!
It might sound picky of me but it's true and im sure FFF will agree. Same thing with the digging, why bother spending 10 seconds watching an item magically appear when you can just grab the thing and shove it in your pocket.
- This one really shocked me. When it said "A few Years Later" I was expecting EVERYTHING to be different, but they weren't, the tramp STILL didn't have a haircut, only the little kids seemed to have grown, i still had my chicken in my rucksack after a few years (urgh!), that old grannie wasn't dead, none of the other two girls had changed, my grass outside still hadn't grown and Van hadn't lost any wieght!
Madness.
Another two question for you FFF : How many years do you go through on this game?
Why doesn't that old gramps want to talk to me anymore?
Theres few things that f**ked me off about this game :
- Whoever done the dialog should get shot or was not English so should hang.
- After the first year it goes through this so called 'Cutscene' which is a real pain to go through because me and Muffy spend about 5 minutes just going around everyone in the town and doing some kinda communications without saying anything, it was uber boring.
- Everything seems to go really slow, for some reason the boy knocks on the door which takes a few seconds and then opens the door which takes about 10 seconds!
It might sound picky of me but it's true and im sure FFF will agree. Same thing with the digging, why bother spending 10 seconds watching an item magically appear when you can just grab the thing and shove it in your pocket.
- This one really shocked me. When it said "A few Years Later" I was expecting EVERYTHING to be different, but they weren't, the tramp STILL didn't have a haircut, only the little kids seemed to have grown, i still had my chicken in my rucksack after a few years (urgh!), that old grannie wasn't dead, none of the other two girls had changed, my grass outside still hadn't grown and Van hadn't lost any wieght!
Madness.
Another two question for you FFF : How many years do you go through on this game?
Why doesn't that old gramps want to talk to me anymore?
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