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My a****g cows are stuck in the milking room.
Stuck, for feck's sake - STUCK

Well, actually only one was stuck, then the other one decided to helpfully milk itself and got buggered too.
It's like they don't even exist - can't do anything to them, can't push them out the way. Can't call them in or out of the barn.

Nothing works.
*weeples*

Cockshanks.
Bloody cockwashing bovine biznitches. blarg

Faggoty game.
Asses.

And don't you all come in here, with your "oooh! Why don't you try this:...?" because it won't work, you morons

Can't bum the sheep, can't marry the tramp, can't slaughter pigs, can't have an affair, can't sell my child, can't create giant super-chickens, can't shoot Muku and hang his head off my wall and now my friggin cows get stuck.

...

*slits*

I've been playing it all morning and finally found a rare fish, I cant remember the name but it begins with 'A' and I sold it for 400G.

My farming life depends on how horny the chickens are now, I have loads of chicks and chickens!

Im just collecting loads of them and then i'll sell all of them and just keep one female and one male to keep the cycle running.

I think its a good idea, the chickens seem to be laying Fertilised eggs everyday now, I have about 5 Fertilised eggs in my rucksack at the moment.

My cow (Star Cow that is) has had miracle potion and is now pregnant. When it said Miracle Potion I thought they'd give her some sperm or something, not send a Pimp-bull rounds to rape her, poor thing...

I've been digging everyday in the whole spring term and i've collected alot, I sold it all to Van and earned about 4000G!

The digging thing has upgraded, there are more digging squares and you can get a few new items.

I heard that you can watch Horse Races, how???

And is it true that if your really nice to Daryl he'll give you a Seed Maker for free, if it is i'll wait instead of buying one for 6000G.

Ahh, I love Harvest Moon!

Playing it again tonight.

er-no wrote:
> Start again.

*laughs insanely*

Start again.

Well, no-one likes you unless you give them stuff.

Is Galen that old man?

He doen't like me at the moment for some reason.

Cvnt he is.

Yeah - the best fish is the Big Sharkshark. You can sell ir for 1,200G - or more, if you haggle.
And there's loads more than that.

I've caught 2 Big Sharkshark recently - i think I've found a good spot.
Go to the bridge across to the other farm and face away from the sea (towards the waterfall) then turn towards the other farm and cast so the float falls through the bridge and into the river, getting carried further underneath by the current.

And you catch better fish when it's raining.
And I was using the rod Galen gives you (if you're friends with him, in Chapter 2)

Ha ha ha!

Congratulations, if that didn't work I would have sold the two cows.

I haven't played it today because i've had a busy day but tommorow I shall milk the cows, shag muffy, spank my kid, set the dog on the chickens, make another chick, say hear the tramp say 'Moi', grow some big ass crops, tease the other two girls that wanted the marry me but got rejected, read the notebook, milk male produce out of my cow, catch a fish* and sleep. (My guy doesn't eat, hes fasting)

*Are there any other fish other than Nicheap, Columbo and Snelt?

I want to catch a massive fish!!!!

So I vowed to set them cows free.
And set them free I did.

I tried digging for a while, visiting the harvest sprites, sleeping through a whole season, linking to Mineral Town, taking my son in there right before his bedtime (cue cut-scene), calling all the animals in and out of the barn over and over, trying to put other animals in there.

Then .... I'd given up, I thought I'd just get on with the game, see what happens. So I sell my bull (for a better one).

...

And as soon as he's gone, both my cows are out in the field again.
Hurrah!

He must have been a nasty piece of work, to get them so scared as to lock themselves in the milking room. He probably took away their cow rights and humped their children - vile, evil animal.
Good riddance.

Things are happy again - free from the oppressive glare of Horny (because he has horns) and that violent silence that never quite goes away. But it did, and we're free.

Let's hope my new bull doesn't get the same craving for power - or I'll chop 'is nackers oof.

I'll definately be getting Animal Crossing when it comes out over here, im going to america during the six weeks holidays!!!

NEW YORK CITAY!!!!

That's the problem with Harvest Moon, so much work and so little reward. I stopped before I got bored in order to remember it as a piece of genius it is.

I'm still looking forward to Animal Crossing and Pikmin 2... two very freedom base games by the sound of it.