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My a****g cows are stuck in the milking room.
Stuck, for feck's sake - STUCK
Well, actually only one was stuck, then the other one decided to helpfully milk itself and got buggered too.
It's like they don't even exist - can't do anything to them, can't push them out the way. Can't call them in or out of the barn.
Nothing works.
*weeples*
Cockshanks.
Bloody cockwashing bovine biznitches. blarg
Faggoty game.
Asses.
And don't you all come in here, with your "oooh! Why don't you try this:...?" because it won't work, you morons
Can't bum the sheep, can't marry the tramp, can't slaughter pigs, can't have an affair, can't sell my child, can't create giant super-chickens, can't shoot Muku and hang his head off my wall and now my friggin cows get stuck.
...
*slits*
Stuck, for feck's sake - STUCK
Well, actually only one was stuck, then the other one decided to helpfully milk itself and got buggered too.
It's like they don't even exist - can't do anything to them, can't push them out the way. Can't call them in or out of the barn.
Nothing works.
*weeples*
Cockshanks.
Bloody cockwashing bovine biznitches. blarg
Faggoty game.
Asses.
And don't you all come in here, with your "oooh! Why don't you try this:...?" because it won't work, you morons
Can't bum the sheep, can't marry the tramp, can't slaughter pigs, can't have an affair, can't sell my child, can't create giant super-chickens, can't shoot Muku and hang his head off my wall and now my friggin cows get stuck.
...
*slits*
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He perishes in an amusing cut-scene, where after downing too much White Lightening in the Inner Inn, he, blind drunk, stumbles into one of Daryl's tesla coils. The smell of burnt tramp skin can be smelt all over Forget-Me-Not Valley.
Does Murrey die?
Stridman wrote:
> tphi wrote:
>
> Yep, later in the game you have to install his Stannah stairlift for
> him.
>
> That brings me to my next question...
>
> How many years does this game go on for and do people change every
> year?
Twenty in-game years are playable I think. And yes, people do gradually change, but it's not every year. The kids grow up, the adults get even older and at the end everyone is grey. Oh and that Granny dies after the end of Year 1.
> tphi wrote:
>
> Yep, later in the game you have to install his Stannah stairlift for
> him.
>
> That brings me to my next question...
>
> How many years does this game go on for and do people change every
> year?
Twenty in-game years are playable I think. And yes, people do gradually change, but it's not every year. The kids grow up, the adults get even older and at the end everyone is grey. Oh and that Granny dies after the end of Year 1.
tphi wrote:
> Yep, later in the game you have to install his Stannah stairlift for
> him.
That brings me to my next question...
How many years does this game go on for and do people change every year?
> Yep, later in the game you have to install his Stannah stairlift for
> him.
That brings me to my next question...
How many years does this game go on for and do people change every year?
Stridman wrote:
> Is he THAT old?
> :)
Yep, later in the game you have to install his Stannah stairlift for him.
> Is he THAT old?
> :)
Yep, later in the game you have to install his Stannah stairlift for him.
tphi wrote:
> Feed him
Is he THAT old?
:)
> Feed him
Is he THAT old?
:)
FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> You have to be friends with him before he gives it to you.
> He'll cough it up eventually.
Feed him a fish everyday. Old Coins from the dig site are good too. Within a couple of months the seed maker is yours for free.
> You have to be friends with him before he gives it to you.
> He'll cough it up eventually.
Feed him a fish everyday. Old Coins from the dig site are good too. Within a couple of months the seed maker is yours for free.
($)_($)
I have an orange tree at the moment, how far apart should I plant them?
I have an orange tree at the moment, how far apart should I plant them?
You have to be friends with him before he gives it to you.
He'll cough it up eventually.
But it doesn't really matter - just buy the thing, if you must. You'll get your money back ten-fold in a short time.
Just plant as many trees as you can afford in the mean time - when you put the fruit in the seed maker, every piece makes 2 bags of seeds.
1 bag of banana seeds you can sell for 720G.
Each tree makes 24 fruits each year.
You can see how much money you'll get.
He'll cough it up eventually.
But it doesn't really matter - just buy the thing, if you must. You'll get your money back ten-fold in a short time.
Just plant as many trees as you can afford in the mean time - when you put the fruit in the seed maker, every piece makes 2 bags of seeds.
1 bag of banana seeds you can sell for 720G.
Each tree makes 24 fruits each year.
You can see how much money you'll get.
..::CGJ::.. wrote:
> I am not into crops at the moment. To much time, effort and money.
>
> Oh and I hate Murrey. When will he die?
I cant remember Murrey, is he the tramp?
He doesn't bother me unless I speak to him.
Daryl annoys me, he thinks its okay to walk around MY farm and thinks its not alright to walk around HIS lab.
Is it true that Daryl give you a Seed Maker?
If so, when does he give you it?
Is there a part in the game when you get loads of money because I had a look at the building you can buy and one of them are 60000!!!!
I can just about save up 5000 in a season!
> I am not into crops at the moment. To much time, effort and money.
>
> Oh and I hate Murrey. When will he die?
I cant remember Murrey, is he the tramp?
He doesn't bother me unless I speak to him.
Daryl annoys me, he thinks its okay to walk around MY farm and thinks its not alright to walk around HIS lab.
Is it true that Daryl give you a Seed Maker?
If so, when does he give you it?
Is there a part in the game when you get loads of money because I had a look at the building you can buy and one of them are 60000!!!!
I can just about save up 5000 in a season!
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