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"Adventures of Clock boy!"

One Day clock boy was heading towards the gadget shop to buy a lava lamp when he tripped and his pencil case which he was carrying fell down the sewer.

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The platapusses began to reek really bad so lavaclockpencillampboy decided they were minions of superturd and fed them to the ravenous goats in the pastures new

Spotty Man appeared out of nowhere and everyone became irritable and frightened of the eerie silence that he brought from the depths of Desert hole. Superturd was steaming at this point, Lavaclocklampboy evolved into Lavaclockpencillampboy and rode off to pastures new with his newfound friends - a family of overweight platapusses.

They ate and chatted long into the night before superturd, a parody of superted but smellier destroyed the unicorn for illegally smuggling drugs in its horn. Lavaclocklampboy was enraged

When he made it to the desert, he found that he didn't exist, on and off.

Was it a mirage?

Lavalamp boy became Lavaclocklamp boy and started dining with African Rhinos after 6pm.

Lava lamp boy mused at the amount of times he has nearly died and concludes that being sued is no bad thing so he jumps on the unicorn and rides into a desert.

and was then sued for breach of copyright.

but the unicorn and clock boy survived and clock boy mutated in to lava lamp child

And then time stood still, no one knew the time and didn't need to because the Universe ceased to exist.

The unicorn went on a mad rampage through the streets

Mario Piu was startled by the clock. And released Unicorn in the UK.