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"Adventures of Clock boy!"

One Day clock boy was heading towards the gadget shop to buy a lava lamp when he tripped and his pencil case which he was carrying fell down the sewer.

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"norman, have you won a VW Beetle?"

Said Craig from BB series one.

Awakening from the digestive biscuit that was once new, Spam boy became so scared that he evolved into a Monkey! Now he is Norman the monkey.

Tinned spam boy looked scared as he was surrounded by fat men with bread.

The producer of the Crypton Factor emerged from the suddenly emerging bushes and jungle - an ordinary looking Tiger with sharpish teeth.

Meanwhile, back at Firestone Ecclescake factory, Mr Shake Hands man shook hands with Michael Schumacher's glove for 5 days!
Chumni.

"vrroooooom"

Bernie Ecclescake the tyre wall dispositioned himself into an awkward triangular donkey shaped dinosaur. He platooned from the opening grid into a somewhat dark corner of oblivion, where, unrelatedly, he met a ghostly pack of Unicorn's happily playing squash, Clock boy - who now has decided to evolve into a tin of spam, and Seb Fontaine's architect, Bobby Brown.

I used to be a Grand Prix fan back in the days when Damon Hill and Jacques Villeneuve were in their peak but know it is hust a bit boring and tedious. I used to get up in the middle of the night to watch it but I hardly ever do now. The rules that have came in have ruined the sport and Schumacher's dominance doesn't exactly help.

I take it you are not Grand Prix fans then?

Clock boy went to watch the Grand Prix which was terribly boring as always. He yawned then went to buy a burger. Clock boy was then kidnapped by an eccentric Grand Prix fan who couldn't pronounce his L's properly. Clock boy escaped and decide to open a sheep farm.

"What was that noise?" exclaimed cLock boy.

"Cars round a track?" Clock boy deserves nothing!

I think clock boy deserves to have a missing 'l'.