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"Adventures of Clock boy!"

One Day clock boy was heading towards the gadget shop to buy a lava lamp when he tripped and his pencil case which he was carrying fell down the sewer.

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In conclusion to the following continuation, nothing was certain aboard the ghost ship which now appeared to be full of prancing Unicorns enjoying baths of vegetable stock cubes. Clock boy was in a paradox, in two minds of doubt and suspicion and yet without placing a finger on the precise moment, he gasped for lemonade flavoured hotdogs and swam into the unkown.

More evolving is taking place, Clock boy is now Underwater Clock Seaweed eater despite his natural allergies.

How long will the clock keep ticking.

Alliteration was one word the Unicorn never learned.

Clock boy was by now very distressed by his very imaginative but poor quality life so far, and he decided to go to sea. He got a job as a compass on a pirate ship and was very happy until one day the ship came across a russian ship. On the deck was Donald Trump, Eddy Grant minus dreadlocks and the ghost of compass boy's ill fated friend unicorn.

Only Catalunya was not the place for happening young man eating Gargoyle, particularly as there were no men there. So he moved to Vegas and became the darling of a Saturday night line dance extravaganza entitled 'My name was long but now it's not'.

The two Normans greatly enjoyed the show, except for the part when an increasingly less sophisticated mongoose threw dreadlocks at the choreographers aunt, a socially imbalance Beluga whale. Man eating Gargoyle fled the scene, only to be approached by Donald Trump, with the offer of standing in Trump Towers for Evana to hang large fruit basket displays from.

Realising the folly of this situation, he transformed back into clock boy, much to Mr. Trumps disgust.

Genetically engineered winged Monkey that flew out the window needed an identity and so calls himself Norman. He then appears on wildlife programs, becomes commented upon by old man in hat, and evades the deadly coral snake, also, coincidentally, named Norman.

With two Norman's on the loose, a clan of omnipresent desert fly formed, with the code name 'Uncle Sam' attached to an unpleasant aroma.

Clock boy surfaced from the manky floorboards of the sunken locksmith shoe, evolved into a man eating Gargoyle and took residence in Catalunya.

The sophisticated mongoose chased Eddy Grant and chewed off all his dreadlocks. Eddy ran home to his mum where he was spanked by a elephant.

Meanwhile, clock boy had been genetically engineering a special monkey that had wings. The monkey awakened, slashed at clock boys face and flew out the window

Needless to say, Homer and Moe were not impressed. Homer made d'ohnuts and Moe played the banjo whilst standing on Homer's nose.

"Anywhoo"

Iguana was joined by Komodo which thumped a hard trance like beat. Noddy and Big Ears pulled up in a Large Limo, Eddie Grant got out and was savagely tormented by a sophisticated Mongoose in a Tuxedo.

Iguana started dancing round clock boy to a strangely intoxicating rhythm. Clock boy awakened and made everyone a cup of coffee before morphing back into his former self with the help of a scary looking guy with large orange sunglasses

Clock boy salivated and was turned into an instant cappuccino maker. However, the Dingo emulsified and rounded up the cactus rice. Mauro Picotto's Iguana started up.

Lavaclockpencilgadgetlampboy changed his name back to clock boy for ease of typing and then swiftly became addicted to coleslaw before capturing a wild dingo. The dingo started to attack clock boy

The goats attempted to eat the now evolved Lavaclockpencilgadgetlampboy but failed miserably and milked out their sorrows to avoid boredom.