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"Adventures of Clock boy!"

One Day clock boy was heading towards the gadget shop to buy a lava lamp when he tripped and his pencil case which he was carrying fell down the sewer.

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jd99 is getting bored of clock boy.

Clockboys final scene.

Clockboy is forced against the wall by hoardes of tiny ankle biting goblins. His legs are torn to shreds and clock juice is all over the place. Millions of people would enjoy the honour of putting the gun to Clock boys head, Superturd, Dan, Unicorn, Eddie Grant. But I get to do it.

Die clock Die.

Clockboy falls to ground lifeless.

whispered last words..."damn this competition. Tony I blame you. And this boy with the lame mind who created me. And he wasn't even trying to win. Idiot."

jd99 ala se7en puts mutliple bullets in clockboys head.

The end.

Tina from Dead or Alive 2 made a hasty retreat after discovering she wasn't even a real person.
Sighs and groans started up again from the watery pockets of dillusion.

My brain, fingers and enthusiasm will not hold up for much longer...

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Meanwhile away from dan's twisted mind, clock boy was impatient. He wanted a storyline. Clock boy walked in to a pit of snakes which did not bite him. He then got run over by a lorry but was still alive. He concluded that he was invincible so long as people kept giving him storylines.

Clock boy entered a dark room full of faintly glowing luminous tea towels.

Bill Gates gave Dan £4bn for discovering that Bill Gate's was hated. Bill Gates became Monty Burns, Dan became homer for three minutes and Bill threw packets of Microsoft Windows Millenium edition part 56 on everyone's feet.

Binocular vision was apparent. Jd99 jumped and was startled by the size of his suitcase.

Dan threw a pickled onion at the unicorns and they all turned into green slime. jd99 was still breathing so Dan chucked him off the story to get on with things. Dan then went on an aeroplane flight to Brazil and met Bill Gates on the plane.

Dan then morphed into Dan with a lifeless clock drenched in a pool of orange syrup. Jd99 and Dan were face to face, 40 metres apart.

"Draw"

And they drew.

Jd drew two monkeys playing bingo in leapard.

Dan drew a pencil case with an XBox logo on it.

UNICORNS enveloped the momentary situation and trampled all over Jd. Dan was left alone, with the clock. Still ticking.
!!!

Edgar Allan what?

Clock boy then morphed into Dan in the hope that he could console himself with his GBA. Unfortunately he forgot that he didn't have a game yet. Some cruel person by the name of jd lauged cruelly at Dan boy.

"Clock Boy, look out behind you!" someone shouted

"You're just winding me up." he replied

Enraged with delerious abandonement, Speaker Girl danced up into the day's night sky and bounced upon her multicoloured trampoline shaped Octopus. Clock Boy, as he now returns to, became envious and anxious.


The heavens opened!

"Buy one get one free! Half Price sale!"

Norman the monkey decided that being a monkey was very cool as he could eat bananas and mock other applaince boys with a strange voice-ooh ooh ahh aahh eeeiiii.