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"The wonder of Partridge"

For anyone who hasn't seen any Alan Partirdge material, you gotta check it out. Truly Steve Coogan is a comical genius. I would like to start a new topic devoted to the king of chat.

I'll start with my favourite moment:

Scene - Alan is at Tandy's at an exclusive 'after-hours' Christmas shop. He checks out a CD player and pushes the open button.

"That's a nice action."

He does it again.

"That IS a nice action"

He does it once more. He's decided.

"Yep, that's a quality action. But I've got one."

It might not sound that funny actually but it is.

"Tea or Coffee, tea or coffee. Two teas please."

"She's got a lovely chest, but it's full of wires."

"What's da big oidea?"

That whole meeting with the two Irish executives is genius - surely a candidate for funniest scene ever,

"Sunday, Bloody Sunday!"

"Kiss my face ...JURRASSIC PARK!"

"Smell my cheese!"

How about when Alan is expecting Roger Moore as a guest but he never shows but he shows the crowd how he would greet him.

That is so funny when he goes, "ARRRHAAAAA MR BOND, I'VE BEEN EXPECTING YOU"

He says this while stroking a cat that looks like Mr Bigglesworth before all his hair goes.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Steve Coogan is a comical mastermind!!

"All the other chocolate oranges were shop soiled. I bought yours."

Gooooaaaal!
He must have a foot like a traction engine!

Gooooaaaal!
He scores- and another!!

Gooooaaaal!
The proof of the pudding is in the football, and that keeper has got football pie all over his shirt.

Gooooaaaal!
****! Did you see that?

Gooooaaaal!

"Where's San Francisco?"

"Why do biiiirrddss, suddenly appe - it's too high. No, it's too high. Every time *lower* every time, *higher* Why do bi- *lower* why do bir- forget it, it's not working. You get the general idea."

"Time for Alan's fact of the day:
Crab Sticks don't actually contain any crab, since 1992, manufacturers have been legally bound to call them 'crab-flavoured' sticks.

"so i'll see you next week"

"have that pint"

"yep"

"go see my brother-in-law"

"no way you big spastic your a mentalist"

brilliant.

cant wait for the next series shame there killing him off though

"And everytime you say Aha,you will be a big scary monster"

"Aha! Grrrr...." *wiggles fingers*