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"The wonder of Partridge"

For anyone who hasn't seen any Alan Partirdge material, you gotta check it out. Truly Steve Coogan is a comical genius. I would like to start a new topic devoted to the king of chat.

I'll start with my favourite moment:

Scene - Alan is at Tandy's at an exclusive 'after-hours' Christmas shop. He checks out a CD player and pushes the open button.

"That's a nice action."

He does it again.

"That IS a nice action"

He does it once more. He's decided.

"Yep, that's a quality action. But I've got one."

It might not sound that funny actually but it is.

*Looks at bandaged hand* Awww.

Umm..hello..please can you make porn come on my tv?

Alan: (To Peter Baxendale-Thomas, head of the farmers union) I bet I've got more friends than you've got cows. How many cows have you got?

Peter: I've got...I don't know, a hundred cows... I

Alan: I've got 104 friends.

And those chickens are kept in there, and they're huge and they're scared and saying "Why am I so big?"

You can't say that!

"Bearing in mind that Pete and Berni's philosophical steakhouse is now CLOSED, what's the theme of your collection"

"The futility of mortality"

"Why do I bother"

Kiss my ar5e

Up yours

Roger...
Roger...
Roger...
Roger...
Rogeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer.

Steve Parsons from the Times called this show Moribund. Well, I looked up Moribund in my dictionary and it said 'Waiting to die'. (To the audience) I ask you, is this show about to die?

Audience: NOOOOO!

Alan: There you go Steve, that PROVES that you are wrong.

Moribund?
He thinks this show is moribund?

Well, I will be strapped to the wheel of death later on,and you'd better have a plate and some cutlery becuase..on..on that plate will be some words...your words...and you'll be eating those words...with, with...with the cutlery.