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Unconfirmed reports are coming from Madrid that Real Madrid have sent to Brazil for Robinho's mummy. It appears Robinho has been a very bad boy and is refusing to play with the other boys.
An inside source, codenamed Ivan Helguera, has been quoted as saying "I tried to dance with Robinho but he said I wasn't Brazilian enough. Then he sucked his thumb". Real Madrid have thus far refused to comment on the thumb-sucking, but did say that Robinho had been sent to his room for an 'undisclosed' reason.
The problem, apparently, is that the Brazilians have formed a clique within Real and insist on dancing with each other. Roberto Carlos and Ronaldo are surely old enough to know better, but you can't blame Baptista, who is made from wood. Robinho, it has been decided (by me), is at fault the most. His previous history of spitting his dummy out is counting against him, added to the fact he's the smallest so he's easy to kick.
Another source at Real said Robinho is "overrated, crap and spends his time poncing about doing flicks and nothing real". This quote may or may not be real.
Anyway, the imminent arrival of Robinho's mummy might mean an end to this situation, but Robinho has been heard saying he refuses to dance with Beckham because he smells funny. In the opinion of this reporter, he needs a good slap around his ridiculously small head.
Guti is said to be 'heartbroken'. Floppy haired peasant.
-Actual Sky Sports Article [URL]http://home.skysports.com/list.asp?hlid=313452&clid=&channel=spain&title=Revista+-+Clickety+clique[/URL]
An inside source, codenamed Ivan Helguera, has been quoted as saying "I tried to dance with Robinho but he said I wasn't Brazilian enough. Then he sucked his thumb". Real Madrid have thus far refused to comment on the thumb-sucking, but did say that Robinho had been sent to his room for an 'undisclosed' reason.
The problem, apparently, is that the Brazilians have formed a clique within Real and insist on dancing with each other. Roberto Carlos and Ronaldo are surely old enough to know better, but you can't blame Baptista, who is made from wood. Robinho, it has been decided (by me), is at fault the most. His previous history of spitting his dummy out is counting against him, added to the fact he's the smallest so he's easy to kick.
Another source at Real said Robinho is "overrated, crap and spends his time poncing about doing flicks and nothing real". This quote may or may not be real.
Anyway, the imminent arrival of Robinho's mummy might mean an end to this situation, but Robinho has been heard saying he refuses to dance with Beckham because he smells funny. In the opinion of this reporter, he needs a good slap around his ridiculously small head.
Guti is said to be 'heartbroken'. Floppy haired peasant.
-Actual Sky Sports Article [URL]http://home.skysports.com/list.asp?hlid=313452&clid=&channel=spain&title=Revista+-+Clickety+clique[/URL]
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That's crazy, Cafu has, like, a million stamina points doesn't he? And he's old, it's a spectacle.
All I alter for Argentina (and by the way, I've only started using them since I found out you always use Brazil, I thought we should be on a roughly level playing field when we finally clash) is D'Allesandro on the left. He's way out wide, but labelled an offensive midfielder, and he's slow as hell. So I swap him for Claudio Lopez and budge him up to LWF. Then I alter the attacking arrows of the wingers to go straight forwards, not inwards and outwards. Apart from that it's pretty much the same. Oh, and Veron instead of Aimar. Sometimes I'm cheeky and bring in Riquelme if I've got a penalty to take, he's the only one with a star for it.
If I could, I'd use a custom 4-3-3, with two wing-forwards, one offensive midfielder, one defensive midfielder, and one central midfielder. Then a basic back four with the full-backs pushed as far up field as they can go. The problem is, they don't have a good left back. Javier Zanetti is decent with his left foot, but I want him on the right. And I think Rodriguez is good with his left foot, but his crossing stats aren't actually that good. And then there's the right wing problem, no one who can play there quite matches up to the rest of the team. So I'll probably just stick with the age old 3-1-2-1-2-1 formation.
All I alter for Argentina (and by the way, I've only started using them since I found out you always use Brazil, I thought we should be on a roughly level playing field when we finally clash) is D'Allesandro on the left. He's way out wide, but labelled an offensive midfielder, and he's slow as hell. So I swap him for Claudio Lopez and budge him up to LWF. Then I alter the attacking arrows of the wingers to go straight forwards, not inwards and outwards. Apart from that it's pretty much the same. Oh, and Veron instead of Aimar. Sometimes I'm cheeky and bring in Riquelme if I've got a penalty to take, he's the only one with a star for it.
If I could, I'd use a custom 4-3-3, with two wing-forwards, one offensive midfielder, one defensive midfielder, and one central midfielder. Then a basic back four with the full-backs pushed as far up field as they can go. The problem is, they don't have a good left back. Javier Zanetti is decent with his left foot, but I want him on the right. And I think Rodriguez is good with his left foot, but his crossing stats aren't actually that good. And then there's the right wing problem, no one who can play there quite matches up to the rest of the team. So I'll probably just stick with the age old 3-1-2-1-2-1 formation.
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