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An inside source, codenamed Ivan Helguera, has been quoted as saying "I tried to dance with Robinho but he said I wasn't Brazilian enough. Then he sucked his thumb". Real Madrid have thus far refused to comment on the thumb-sucking, but did say that Robinho had been sent to his room for an 'undisclosed' reason.
The problem, apparently, is that the Brazilians have formed a clique within Real and insist on dancing with each other. Roberto Carlos and Ronaldo are surely old enough to know better, but you can't blame Baptista, who is made from wood. Robinho, it has been decided (by me), is at fault the most. His previous history of spitting his dummy out is counting against him, added to the fact he's the smallest so he's easy to kick.
Another source at Real said Robinho is "overrated, crap and spends his time poncing about doing flicks and nothing real". This quote may or may not be real.
Anyway, the imminent arrival of Robinho's mummy might mean an end to this situation, but Robinho has been heard saying he refuses to dance with Beckham because he smells funny. In the opinion of this reporter, he needs a good slap around his ridiculously small head.
Guti is said to be 'heartbroken'. Floppy haired peasant.
-Actual Sky Sports Article [URL]http://home.skysports.com/list.asp?hlid=313452&clid=&channel=spain&title=Revista+-+Clickety+clique[/URL]
An inside source, codenamed Ivan Helguera, has been quoted as saying "I tried to dance with Robinho but he said I wasn't Brazilian enough. Then he sucked his thumb". Real Madrid have thus far refused to comment on the thumb-sucking, but did say that Robinho had been sent to his room for an 'undisclosed' reason.
The problem, apparently, is that the Brazilians have formed a clique within Real and insist on dancing with each other. Roberto Carlos and Ronaldo are surely old enough to know better, but you can't blame Baptista, who is made from wood. Robinho, it has been decided (by me), is at fault the most. His previous history of spitting his dummy out is counting against him, added to the fact he's the smallest so he's easy to kick.
Another source at Real said Robinho is "overrated, crap and spends his time poncing about doing flicks and nothing real". This quote may or may not be real.
Anyway, the imminent arrival of Robinho's mummy might mean an end to this situation, but Robinho has been heard saying he refuses to dance with Beckham because he smells funny. In the opinion of this reporter, he needs a good slap around his ridiculously small head.
Guti is said to be 'heartbroken'. Floppy haired peasant.
-Actual Sky Sports Article [URL]http://home.skysports.com/list.asp?hlid=313452&clid=&channel=spain&title=Revista+-+Clickety+clique[/URL]
Frankly, they just end up looking like idiots
> OMG VOTE STRYKE
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> Frankly, they just end up looking like idiots
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Ssssh.
I haven't actually seen any of it, but I'm naturally inclined to blame Robinho.
The cockroach
I'll have a look for the leapfrog, but too many brazilians have scored too many goals recently
It's Robinho I can't stand. First of all he acts like going to Madrid is his god-given right and moans about it. And he floats about and thinks people should give him love because he does a stupid little flick and then think's he's God. I don't know how he gets in the Brazilian team when there's 2 faster and better strikers in Ronaldo and Adriano. If they want a waster who floats about and cries when he doesn't make £100,000 a week, I'm sure Rivaldo will come back.
Scratch that, Rivaldo's a lot better.
> [URL]http://www.megaupload.com/?d=80MGOS9K[/URL]
> The cockroach
That doesn't show the celebration...just the goal :/
I like their dancing too, true Brazilian style :D But IF they exclude their team mates from it then it's not too good and they should teach El Espanols to dance so all 11 can do a giant cucaracha.