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Everyone knows scars are big, clever and make you look cool. Like smoking and swearing and punching children. But I have some of the most retarded scars on any human.
I have one down the length of my right forearm, quite faint, from falling off a skateboard in one of those hilarious videos you've no doubt seen. Thing is, it didn't even hurt at the time, it was literally just a scrape, the top of the skin came off. Now I have a twatty looking scar the length of my arm for falling off a moving plank of wood.
On my bicep on the same arm, I have a nasty looking scar, but - here's the thing - I don't know where it came from. How spasticated is that? It happened while I was at uni, I just looked at my arm one day and found I had a scar there where there was no scar before. It kind of looks circular, like I fell on a glass or bottle or something, but the fact I'm scarred for life and don't know how I did it makes me feel stupid. It's not like I didn't remember cutting myself, it's that I don't remember the injury ever being there - how long does a cut take to scar? A week or more? I must have been drunk a long time.
I tell people my scars are from 'Nam.
Share your scar stories; it'll be like Jaws, only with nerds who fall off skateboards.
I have one down the length of my right forearm, quite faint, from falling off a skateboard in one of those hilarious videos you've no doubt seen. Thing is, it didn't even hurt at the time, it was literally just a scrape, the top of the skin came off. Now I have a twatty looking scar the length of my arm for falling off a moving plank of wood.
On my bicep on the same arm, I have a nasty looking scar, but - here's the thing - I don't know where it came from. How spasticated is that? It happened while I was at uni, I just looked at my arm one day and found I had a scar there where there was no scar before. It kind of looks circular, like I fell on a glass or bottle or something, but the fact I'm scarred for life and don't know how I did it makes me feel stupid. It's not like I didn't remember cutting myself, it's that I don't remember the injury ever being there - how long does a cut take to scar? A week or more? I must have been drunk a long time.
I tell people my scars are from 'Nam.
Share your scar stories; it'll be like Jaws, only with nerds who fall off skateboards.
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Argh Timm
ARGH
ARGH
I have a scar across my index finger and the one next to it I can't remember the name for. From a textiles class...I was cutting...ok hacking at a bit of card and talking about limos..but for some reason I said lesbians..(shut it) when I realised what I'd had said I laughed, the knife slipped, slash bang ouch. Blood all over the table.
Another on the top of my right hand where my now dead rabbit bit me.
But none of them compare to the scar on my soul from when Goatboy and I broke up. It still hurts to this day.
Another on the top of my right hand where my now dead rabbit bit me.
But none of them compare to the scar on my soul from when Goatboy and I broke up. It still hurts to this day.
That's foul, what happened? And your big toenail shouldn't be that colour, do you have athlete's foot?
EDIT: Sorry. Tasteless joke, now removed.
EDIT: Sorry. Tasteless joke, now removed.
Timmargh wrote:
> I'm looking forward to seeing what my foot will look like if it ever
> bloody heals.
Nasty! How did that happen?
> I'm looking forward to seeing what my foot will look like if it ever
> bloody heals.
Nasty! How did that happen?
I'm looking forward to seeing what my foot will look like if it ever bloody heals.
WARNING! This photo isn't nice - don't look at it if you're squeamish or have just eaten: [URL]http://timmargh.net/files/foot_ulcer.jpg[/URL]
WARNING! This photo isn't nice - don't look at it if you're squeamish or have just eaten: [URL]http://timmargh.net/files/foot_ulcer.jpg[/URL]
I've got the common TB jab scar on my left arm at the top like most people have.
My best scar has to be on my left forearm where I fell against a wall drunk last summer while wearing a short sleeved shirt and scraped it all the way down until I hit the floor. My left arm has a load of grooves in it where the bricks ripped into it as they were new bricks that are like sandpaper.
My best scar has to be on my left forearm where I fell against a wall drunk last summer while wearing a short sleeved shirt and scraped it all the way down until I hit the floor. My left arm has a load of grooves in it where the bricks ripped into it as they were new bricks that are like sandpaper.
Oh yeah, I forgot about my BCG. I had mine done in year 7, whereas almost everyone else as my school had had theirs in year 6. Which meant I was the only kid in the class with one. Which equals everyone punching me in the arm.
Possibly not my biggest scar (loads on my back which could take that title) but 'tis rather large. It popped when I was younger, yellow puss poured out. Cool, no?
Possibly not my biggest scar (loads on my back which could take that title) but 'tis rather large. It popped when I was younger, yellow puss poured out. Cool, no?
I have a scar on my right ankle, when I was a kid I had my achilles tendon cut and stretched to allow me to be able to walk. Spent about a year and a half in plaster for that.
Have a small one on my left wrist from falling off a mates fence which overlooked a wall in his garden, fell about 20ft and took part of the fence with me.
Fell on an ash pitch while playing footy for the school when I was younger and took a chunk out of my right knee - Thats developed into quite a nice round scar now.
Have a small one on my left wrist from falling off a mates fence which overlooked a wall in his garden, fell about 20ft and took part of the fence with me.
Fell on an ash pitch while playing footy for the school when I was younger and took a chunk out of my right knee - Thats developed into quite a nice round scar now.
English_Bloke wrote:
> I know I shouldn't laugh, but there wasn't one bit of that that didn't raise a smile.
> Sorry/cheers, Tim.
Sadist.
:^P
> I know I shouldn't laugh, but there wasn't one bit of that that didn't raise a smile.
> Sorry/cheers, Tim.
Sadist.
:^P
I've got a U-shaped scar at the left hand end of my right eyebrow after a cyclist knocked me down when I was 6 years old. It required butterfly stitches.
I've also got a couple of small scars on my left arm after surgery repaired my fractured wrist.
There is also a barely noticeable scar just above my lip after someone hit me in the face with a tennis racket and a few small scars on my face after surgery to remove a tooth from my mouth.
I've also got a couple of small scars on my left arm after surgery repaired my fractured wrist.
There is also a barely noticeable scar just above my lip after someone hit me in the face with a tennis racket and a few small scars on my face after surgery to remove a tooth from my mouth.
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