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So...we now also know which comics Forest Fan reads...

Dr Duck The Stampede wrote:
> So the devout practicing christian loses an eye, and he says *Islam*
> is a dangerous religion? ¦^)

Perhaps it was causing him to sin. After all, if an eye causes you to sin then it is better to gouge it out and enter the kingdom of heaven blind rather than spend an eternity in hell. Jesus said so. :-)

Meh! The fact that her grandpa had eye patch must've set off alarm bells...

I've seen most of it all before.
If you ever get the chance to read the two books "Shock of your life" and "Aftershock" do so. Find out why it's common sense to be a Christian and why everyone else burns in hell...
It's kind of depressing because you get quite attached to some of the characters the author condemns to eternal damnation. :'(

It's a shame because most of these people tend to be really nice in every way except for their attitude towards other beliefs. If you met Forest in real life and the subject of religion wasn't brought up, the odds are that you'd think him a charmer. :-)

FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
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Uncle Bob is just a younger version of Susy's Grandpa, before he went on the secret mission where he lost his eye.

FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> Why was her grand-dad a secret-agent pirate anyway?


Hehe, I forgot about that.

So the devout practicing christian loses an eye, and he says *Islam* is a dangerous religion? ¦^)

Absolutely amazing. Now we know Largo never died after all in Thunderball, and lives on as Susy's grandfather.

I love this site so, so much.

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"What happened?"
"You're DEAD!"
"It's time for judgement."

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"Samatha, the Potter books open a doorway that will put untold millions of kids into hell"

I was hoping paedophile was one of the words the Americans hadn't molested but seeing as the wording and action is decidedly American, I'll agree.

tnc wrote:
> Saying Mohammad was a pedophile (they spelt it like that, wrongly)

Isnt that the american spelling?

I'm sorry, I shall atone for my sins by riding a hundred miles on a Mule ... bareback.

Don't ever say those words!