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Wed 14/09/05 at 13:00
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[URL]http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1054/1054_01.asp[/URL]

So...we now also know which comics Forest Fan reads...
Thu 15/09/05 at 12:39
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My favourite bit is when evil muslim man says "Why did you stop them?" while looking like a murderer.
Thu 15/09/05 at 12:41
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Thu 15/09/05 at 12:43
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Black Glove wrote:

> Hmm, seems reasonably fair to say Mohammad was a paedolphile. It's in
> The Hadith: he took a liking to a girl of six, had sex with her when
> she was nine.
>
> So yes, the cartoon didn't mention that it was (probably) standard
> practice at that time, but it still ain't right, even if it was a
> cultural norm.

...and yet, the fact that the virgin Mary was no older than 14 (at the absolute maximum) when she was...well, raped by the Holy Ghost; this small factoid seems to have been avoided....
Thu 15/09/05 at 12:52
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I guess the moral of the story is that all religions that began 1 or 2000 years ago will have 1 or 2000 year old morals, so there'll always be plenty of ammo for fundamentalists.

My other favourite bit of the comic was the contrast between Mohammed performing a miracle (liar!) and Jesus doing the same (hurray!). Oh yeah, and Adam couldn't possibly have been 40 foot tall, but god could make the world in seven days...that's some nice rational arguments you got there.
Thu 15/09/05 at 13:00
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Light wrote:
> ...and yet, the fact that the virgin Mary was no older than 14 (at
> the absolute maximum) when she was...well, raped by the Holy Ghost;
> this small factoid seems to have been avoided....

Well at least she was, biologically speaking, a woman - in that she could conceive and give birth. Though the immaculate conception might cloud that argument. Let's just say the Holy Ghost was a rapist and Mohammed was a sexual deviant.

Gulp. Did someone say fatwa.
Thu 15/09/05 at 13:08
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Although there was no sexual contact between Mary and anyone as she gave birth stil a virgin, apparently.

And it wasn't exactly normal practice to have girls as young as 6-9 that long ago.

It was common practice to marry them off at 12ish or once they were ready to breed, if you know what I mean :-).
Thu 15/09/05 at 13:12
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I prefer this one:

[URL]http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1052/1052_01.asp[/URL]

Are they Queers, Ms. Henn?

Though looking at the claimed circulation figures of these, perhaps I shouldn't be laughing.
Thu 15/09/05 at 13:15
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Bonus wrote:
> And it wasn't exactly normal practice to have girls as young as 6-9
> that long ago.

If that's the case (I didn't know) then Mohammed was seriously dodgy. Those messiahs, eh ... they think they can get away with anything! :-/
Thu 15/09/05 at 13:25
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Black Glove wrote:

> Well at least she was, biologically speaking, a woman

Bwahahahahahahaaaa! I long for the day that argument is used in court...
Thu 15/09/05 at 13:35
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Bonus wrote:
> It's funny to note that the bible claims some of the early people in
> it live to around 800 years old. Almost as good as the claim that
> Adam was 90 feet tall :-).

I think he was 90ft tall, but instead of aging like we do now, he just gradually got smaller and smaller until his body was less 'efficient'.

hey, it makes as much sense as anything else...

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