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Yes, well, luckily I have developed an "embarassing" problem around the genitalia direction.
Why am I discussing it on here you might ask? Well, for one I'm not going to be relating it to be parents, I don't think my friends would be "understanding" and I haven't reached the need to tell my GP. So, I'm lifting the weight onto your shoulders, in the hope there may be some suggestions.
Basically, it's a problem with the operation of "Little Johnny". Now, the problem comes with the foreskin itself. The furthest that I can reveal the "head" of "Johnny" is simply the very top, beyond that it will not budge. Although there is circumcision, it isn't painful or hampering anything, only I feel it can't be good for me not to be able to clean it out properly.
It has no symptons that it's unclean (such as a "cheesey" smell) only it's worrying me slightly that the "head" cannot be fully revealed, it really is a physcial impossibility. I've even tried soap and very warm bath water.
So, suggestion on the course of action and whether it's necessary. You may not all be budding GPs but hopefully there can be a sensible discussion or thoughtful answers.
So, yeah, help appreciated (if you got the gist)
Why am I discussing it on here you might ask? Well, for one I'm not going to be relating it to be parents, I don't think my friends would be "understanding" and I haven't reached the need to tell my GP. So, I'm lifting the weight onto your shoulders, in the hope there may be some suggestions.
Basically, it's a problem with the operation of "Little Johnny". Now, the problem comes with the foreskin itself. The furthest that I can reveal the "head" of "Johnny" is simply the very top, beyond that it will not budge. Although there is circumcision, it isn't painful or hampering anything, only I feel it can't be good for me not to be able to clean it out properly.
It has no symptons that it's unclean (such as a "cheesey" smell) only it's worrying me slightly that the "head" cannot be fully revealed, it really is a physcial impossibility. I've even tried soap and very warm bath water.
So, suggestion on the course of action and whether it's necessary. You may not all be budding GPs but hopefully there can be a sensible discussion or thoughtful answers.
So, yeah, help appreciated (if you got the gist)
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Just speak to a doctor.
Within the last year or two.
Has it always been like that or is it a recent thing?
tnc wrote:
> Then answer is simply that it
> does show they're a reference to something else (whether it was
> obvious doesn't matter) and simply to show they are terms rather than
> me talking about a lad named Johnny.
Ahh.
I hadn't noticed the quotation marks and I thought the whole topic was about some kid you knew who got trapped in a hoodie.
> Then answer is simply that it
> does show they're a reference to something else (whether it was
> obvious doesn't matter) and simply to show they are terms rather than
> me talking about a lad named Johnny.
Ahh.
I hadn't noticed the quotation marks and I thought the whole topic was about some kid you knew who got trapped in a hoodie.
Mate, you're asking a chat forum for advice regarding your broken penis, I think all limits on consideration are long gone.
If it's not a problem, then leave it. If it is a problem, go see the doctor.
If it's not a problem, then leave it. If it is a problem, go see the doctor.
Thankyou, that was truly the sort of answer I was looking for. Yet another considerate and well reasoned answer.
You could have at least attempted putting something in about the topic, before asking your question. Then answer is simply that it does show they're a reference to something else (whether it was obvious doesn't matter) and simply to show they are terms rather than me talking about a lad named Johnny.
Ok?
You could have at least attempted putting something in about the topic, before asking your question. Then answer is simply that it does show they're a reference to something else (whether it was obvious doesn't matter) and simply to show they are terms rather than me talking about a lad named Johnny.
Ok?
If it's not a "problem" then don't tell "us" about it.
If it "is" a problem, go see the "doctor".
If it "is" a problem, go see the "doctor".
What's "with" the inappropriate and over "use" of ironic "quotation marks"?
Yes, well, luckily I have developed an "embarassing" problem around the genitalia direction.
Why am I discussing it on here you might ask? Well, for one I'm not going to be relating it to be parents, I don't think my friends would be "understanding" and I haven't reached the need to tell my GP. So, I'm lifting the weight onto your shoulders, in the hope there may be some suggestions.
Basically, it's a problem with the operation of "Little Johnny". Now, the problem comes with the foreskin itself. The furthest that I can reveal the "head" of "Johnny" is simply the very top, beyond that it will not budge. Although there is circumcision, it isn't painful or hampering anything, only I feel it can't be good for me not to be able to clean it out properly.
It has no symptons that it's unclean (such as a "cheesey" smell) only it's worrying me slightly that the "head" cannot be fully revealed, it really is a physcial impossibility. I've even tried soap and very warm bath water.
So, suggestion on the course of action and whether it's necessary. You may not all be budding GPs but hopefully there can be a sensible discussion or thoughtful answers.
So, yeah, help appreciated (if you got the gist)
Why am I discussing it on here you might ask? Well, for one I'm not going to be relating it to be parents, I don't think my friends would be "understanding" and I haven't reached the need to tell my GP. So, I'm lifting the weight onto your shoulders, in the hope there may be some suggestions.
Basically, it's a problem with the operation of "Little Johnny". Now, the problem comes with the foreskin itself. The furthest that I can reveal the "head" of "Johnny" is simply the very top, beyond that it will not budge. Although there is circumcision, it isn't painful or hampering anything, only I feel it can't be good for me not to be able to clean it out properly.
It has no symptons that it's unclean (such as a "cheesey" smell) only it's worrying me slightly that the "head" cannot be fully revealed, it really is a physcial impossibility. I've even tried soap and very warm bath water.
So, suggestion on the course of action and whether it's necessary. You may not all be budding GPs but hopefully there can be a sensible discussion or thoughtful answers.
So, yeah, help appreciated (if you got the gist)
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