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Yes, well, luckily I have developed an "embarassing" problem around the genitalia direction.
Why am I discussing it on here you might ask? Well, for one I'm not going to be relating it to be parents, I don't think my friends would be "understanding" and I haven't reached the need to tell my GP. So, I'm lifting the weight onto your shoulders, in the hope there may be some suggestions.
Basically, it's a problem with the operation of "Little Johnny". Now, the problem comes with the foreskin itself. The furthest that I can reveal the "head" of "Johnny" is simply the very top, beyond that it will not budge. Although there is circumcision, it isn't painful or hampering anything, only I feel it can't be good for me not to be able to clean it out properly.
It has no symptons that it's unclean (such as a "cheesey" smell) only it's worrying me slightly that the "head" cannot be fully revealed, it really is a physcial impossibility. I've even tried soap and very warm bath water.
So, suggestion on the course of action and whether it's necessary. You may not all be budding GPs but hopefully there can be a sensible discussion or thoughtful answers.
So, yeah, help appreciated (if you got the gist)
Why am I discussing it on here you might ask? Well, for one I'm not going to be relating it to be parents, I don't think my friends would be "understanding" and I haven't reached the need to tell my GP. So, I'm lifting the weight onto your shoulders, in the hope there may be some suggestions.
Basically, it's a problem with the operation of "Little Johnny". Now, the problem comes with the foreskin itself. The furthest that I can reveal the "head" of "Johnny" is simply the very top, beyond that it will not budge. Although there is circumcision, it isn't painful or hampering anything, only I feel it can't be good for me not to be able to clean it out properly.
It has no symptons that it's unclean (such as a "cheesey" smell) only it's worrying me slightly that the "head" cannot be fully revealed, it really is a physcial impossibility. I've even tried soap and very warm bath water.
So, suggestion on the course of action and whether it's necessary. You may not all be budding GPs but hopefully there can be a sensible discussion or thoughtful answers.
So, yeah, help appreciated (if you got the gist)
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Whose Roj?
I don't want to call my penis 'RoJ the splodge'.
RoJ wrote:
> Alfonse wrote:
> Why don't you just call it your penis?
>
>
> Or we could even name it after you, "dick".
Last time I checked my name was Alex.
So lets name it after you then RoJ the Splodge.
> Alfonse wrote:
> Why don't you just call it your penis?
>
>
> Or we could even name it after you, "dick".
Last time I checked my name was Alex.
So lets name it after you then RoJ the Splodge.
Haha, so simple, but made me laugh
Alfonse wrote:
> Why don't you just call it your penis?
Or we could even name it after you, "dick".
> Why don't you just call it your penis?
Or we could even name it after you, "dick".
"Love pump".
Love muscle?
Call it your what now?
Why don't you just call it your penis?
I take it you can't even peel back the foreskin when your "Mr.Johnny" is flaccid, never mind erect?
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