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"My "predicament""

Yes, well, luckily I have developed an "embarassing" problem around the genitalia direction.

Why am I discussing it on here you might ask? Well, for one I'm not going to be relating it to be parents, I don't think my friends would be "understanding" and I haven't reached the need to tell my GP. So, I'm lifting the weight onto your shoulders, in the hope there may be some suggestions.

Basically, it's a problem with the operation of "Little Johnny". Now, the problem comes with the foreskin itself. The furthest that I can reveal the "head" of "Johnny" is simply the very top, beyond that it will not budge. Although there is circumcision, it isn't painful or hampering anything, only I feel it can't be good for me not to be able to clean it out properly.

It has no symptons that it's unclean (such as a "cheesey" smell) only it's worrying me slightly that the "head" cannot be fully revealed, it really is a physcial impossibility. I've even tried soap and very warm bath water.

So, suggestion on the course of action and whether it's necessary. You may not all be budding GPs but hopefully there can be a sensible discussion or thoughtful answers.

So, yeah, help appreciated (if you got the gist)

You could get it snipped in 4 places so it peels away like a banana. That'd be quite a party trick.

Either way, getting the the foreskin amputated is the only way to go.

Try thestudentroom.co.uk. Anyone who isn't nice and helpful there gets IP banned.

Seriously though, no one here is a doctor, and what you've got is a common medical problem. A doctor or a quick google would sort you out no probs, so you needn't have embarassed yourself.

Go for circumcision.

Made my willy looks sexy.

*waves it about*

Dude, you really picked the wrong set of forums to ask a question like that.

Try the forums at www.lovingyou.com - you should find you get much more mature and relevant answers.

Mine is somewhat similar, but my girlfriend manages to work wonders...

ANYWAY

Apparently there isn't supposed to be any, but one hangs slightly lower than the other.

While we are on the topic of genitalia, how much of a size difference is there supposed to be with each testicle?

Predickament.

:D

Sorry, but seriously see a doctor. Or search google for a site about it.

So did Jonny out-grow his hoodie or did it shrink in wash?
Meh! Either way I wouldn't know anything to do about it. See a doctor if it's that annoying.