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Why am I discussing it on here you might ask? Well, for one I'm not going to be relating it to be parents, I don't think my friends would be "understanding" and I haven't reached the need to tell my GP. So, I'm lifting the weight onto your shoulders, in the hope there may be some suggestions.
Basically, it's a problem with the operation of "Little Johnny". Now, the problem comes with the foreskin itself. The furthest that I can reveal the "head" of "Johnny" is simply the very top, beyond that it will not budge. Although there is circumcision, it isn't painful or hampering anything, only I feel it can't be good for me not to be able to clean it out properly.
It has no symptons that it's unclean (such as a "cheesey" smell) only it's worrying me slightly that the "head" cannot be fully revealed, it really is a physcial impossibility. I've even tried soap and very warm bath water.
So, suggestion on the course of action and whether it's necessary. You may not all be budding GPs but hopefully there can be a sensible discussion or thoughtful answers.
So, yeah, help appreciated (if you got the gist)
> I used to have a thing for my doctor when I was around 14. I can't
> remember his name now...
Did he touch you in places you'd never been before?
> It was really awful but I was so scared of dying it drove me to
> it.
Ditto. Well, that plus the itching.
RoJ wrote:
> Hah, I'd be paranoid of taking an unvoluntary hard-on at the wrong
> time.
I used to have a thing for my doctor when I was around 14. I can't remember his name now... Nah, she was quite attractive really, reminded me a little of some famous lass I can't remember the name of.
Cos, y'know, if I read about another man's tubing then it makes me gay. FACT!
But good luck with whatever the problem is.
~wince~
> So lets name it after you then RoJ the Splodge.
That's weak, even for you.
SHEEPY wrote:
>The doctor had to check my crown jewels once.
>It was really awful but I was so scared of dying it drove me to it.
Hah, I'd be paranoid of taking an unvoluntary hard-on at the wrong time.
It was really awful but I was so scared of dying it drove me to it.
> RoJ wrote:
> Alfonse wrote:
> Why don't you just call it your penis?
>
>
> Or we could even name it after you, "dick".
>
> Last time I checked my name was Alex.
Nobody cares what you think, Dick.
> Whose Roj?
All fixed now :D