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"The complete history of UKchatforums.com"

I often think about the history of these forums, and how things used to be. That's not to say they've declined in quality over the years, but as with most things, you keep them going long enough and you'll find people complaining that things ain't what they used to be.

Anyway, I got to remembering some of the good times while bored at work today (a regular occurence) and yeah, it might be a bit sad, but some of the memories really did make me smile. UKchatforums.com must be my most visited website ever (still my homepage) and despite it just being a collection of poorly-designed .gif images and text-speak, sometimes it genuinely manages to make me laugh out loud (LOL).

So... in the spirit of one of my Shiznit lists, I want your top UKchatforums.com moments of all time, from throughout history - it can be favourite users, brilliant moments of realisation or just your favourite threads. I'll get us kicked off with a few memories that brightened up my day.

THE BELLDANDY SAGA - I've never had so much fun berating someone over the internet as I did with Belldandy. Probably still floating around somewhere under a newly mysterious (very probably Manga-related) username, Belldandy was NEVER WRONG. Even if he was, he wasn't. And if he really was, then he'd run away and not come out to play, until the next time he was wrong. It came close to bullying at a few points (I used to get his emails) but it was coming from both sides: Goaty, Light, Pandy, myself and others (all anti-war and common sense) versus the one man righteous army of Belldandy.

The Belldandy saga reached a hilarious conclusion, when on one of his many mysterious reappearances under another nick (HALO Fan), he was sussed by the lot of us and nevertheless proceeded to dispute it for several months, despite have all the curt mannerisms and blind flag-wankery that good old Bell had. It stopped being fun when we finally saw a picture of him on Special Observe, then realised our physical name calling was disturbingly prophetic.

There have been others, but none as more fun to bait as Belldandy.

yeah. Haha I'd forgotten about how he claimed to hate muslims because they got to wear "their own clothes" at school. Then he claimed he couldn't be racist because he was half black, or something.

Xzibit's Snoopdogg, yeah?

Racist posts are always hilarious, looking back

Xzibit's original "Advice about girl's" thread was pretty great, too. It started off serious but some of the posts were just brilliant.

I used to write some ages ago but haven't done anything now for moons.

RoJ, didn't you do all those stories? I thought they were pretty class.

unknown kernel wrote:
> And there was one brilliant thread by someone who was going to get in
> a fight after school and wanted advice. Cue dozens of forum users
> describing their own deadly ninja attacks and one unhinged kid
> offering to lend the guy some dogs and Kurds.

I remember that thread, wasn't there someone who bragged about kidnapping someone who had bullied his siter, stripping him naked and handcuffing him to a bridge?

This thread just reminded my how much I love this forum.

I liked all Belldandy threads, ever.

And there was one brilliant thread by someone who was going to get in a fight after school and wanted advice. Cue dozens of forum users describing their own deadly ninja attacks and one unhinged kid offering to lend the guy some dogs and Kurds.

Herr Dark Wolf wrote:
> I think it was Monkey_man though he meant
> fapping, and so he put down a technique for it.

it was Monkey_With_Attitude

Mr Snuggly wrote:
> (confidenti-what-ity?)

ConfidentiALIty! It's practically your middle name. Or rather, you are its middle name.