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FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"
GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"
THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.
WHATEVER
It's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU!
Send this to the men you know to warn them about future arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology!
Feel free to add your own - I'm sure we all have different experiences.
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"
GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"
THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.
WHATEVER
It's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU!
Send this to the men you know to warn them about future arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology!
Feel free to add your own - I'm sure we all have different experiences.
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True story
I was having a barbecue. Mate's woman asks him to get orange juice up at the shop... he comes back with orange juice in hand.
" This has bits.... you don't know me at all "
And she was in a mood with him all night.
I was having a barbecue. Mate's woman asks him to get orange juice up at the shop... he comes back with orange juice in hand.
" This has bits.... you don't know me at all "
And she was in a mood with him all night.
I don't like to log out of other people's computers
Goatboy wrote:
> HE'S REALLY NICE
> Translates into "No way in hell am I riding him like a pony but
> I want to let him down gently and feel better about myself at the
> same time". If you hear this said to or about you, walk away
> because you will never ever get to play with her norks.
you give up too easily.
nothing a rohypnol cocktail won't fix.
> HE'S REALLY NICE
> Translates into "No way in hell am I riding him like a pony but
> I want to let him down gently and feel better about myself at the
> same time". If you hear this said to or about you, walk away
> because you will never ever get to play with her norks.
you give up too easily.
nothing a rohypnol cocktail won't fix.
On The Side!
as in "Where did you put my keys love?"
On the siiide! look!
as Lee Evans once said.
as in "Where did you put my keys love?"
On the siiide! look!
as Lee Evans once said.
Bonus wrote:
> You forgot another important female language weapon: double
> speak.
>
> The double of anything means something differnt.
>
> i.e. a drink is a diet coke, a drink drink is a vodka and diet coke,
> see?
Indeed.
"I like him ... I just don't like him like him."
> You forgot another important female language weapon: double
> speak.
>
> The double of anything means something differnt.
>
> i.e. a drink is a diet coke, a drink drink is a vodka and diet coke,
> see?
Indeed.
"I like him ... I just don't like him like him."
Another classic:
No, I don't want any chips.
An outright lie. You just know full well that she does, and will be grabbing at least 50% of yours.
No, I don't want any chips.
An outright lie. You just know full well that she does, and will be grabbing at least 50% of yours.
You forgot another important female language weapon: double speak.
The double of anything means something differnt.
i.e. a drink is a diet coke, a drink drink is a vodka and diet coke, see?
The double of anything means something differnt.
i.e. a drink is a diet coke, a drink drink is a vodka and diet coke, see?
NOT IN THE HAIR! NOT THE HAIR!
Simply offer them the choice of spattered visage or mangled mullet. They will see sense and act like they're in an Alberto Balsam commercial.
HE'S REALLY NICE
Translates into "No way in hell am I riding him like a pony but I want to let him down gently and feel better about myself at the same time". If you hear this said to or about you, walk away because you will never ever get to play with her norks.
Simply offer them the choice of spattered visage or mangled mullet. They will see sense and act like they're in an Alberto Balsam commercial.
HE'S REALLY NICE
Translates into "No way in hell am I riding him like a pony but I want to let him down gently and feel better about myself at the same time". If you hear this said to or about you, walk away because you will never ever get to play with her norks.
None of this is true I tell yer! Don't listen to these lies. Except this one:-
GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
Wish my hubby knew this rule. That way when he threatened to throw my mobile on the fire and I said 'go ahead' - he wouldn't have done it :)
GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
Wish my hubby knew this rule. That way when he threatened to throw my mobile on the fire and I said 'go ahead' - he wouldn't have done it :)
Haha vm, that's genius. Makes me laugh anyway.
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