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"I honestly adore The Sun"

I meant to take photos of it the other day (pretty much just because we got a new digital camera and it's effing sweet, and I'm a child with a new toy), because the headlines were utterly laughable. But I forgot.

On the entire front page was scribed - in enormous bright read lettering upon a black background - "LAWLESS BRITAIN"
And then scrawled underneath, "turn to pages 2,3,4,5,6,76,7,57", as they like to do.

So my curiosity gets the better of me and I cautiously open the page. To be greeted with something like

"UNKNOWN NUMBER OF ILLEGALS IN COUNTRY. WHY?"

on the whole page.

Illegals.
Illegals

And Lawless Britain? Because I agree entirely - we really are in a state of absolute anarchy at the moment.
And clearly this is entirely down to the amount of illegal immigrants in this country. Because hey, every single one of them are trouble making darkies, hell bent on bringing the country to its knees.
None of them are decent, law abiding people, are they? None of them actually help sustain and improve the nation's economy at all!

Nope, this illegals species are doing nought but making Britain a place of lawlessness.
Ugh, I honestly do not know why my parents buy and read this paper so religously.

Anyone else see their "proud to be chav" edition of The Sun?

Hedfix wrote:
> Oh noes, weak attempts at personal attacks

Weak attacks aka stating the truth, mate.
I'm being serious here - what the hell are you doing with your life? Sitting about posting on an internet forum for teenagers?

> because I laughed at some primary school spelling errors.

Not spelling errors, typing errors my friend.
There's a somewhat almighty difference.

> Yeah... you're not angry at all...

Congratulations, you're finally cottoning on!

Oh noes, weak attempts at personal attacks on an internet forum because I laughed at some primary school spelling errors.

Yeah... you're not angry at all...

It's been raining in some form or other since I got up this morning. Drizzle, really light rain, bucketing rain... Bah.

It was sunny this morning, then it poured solidly for 5 minutes, now it's pretty calm
It's pretty chilly though

It's raining where I am.

We had a BBQ

The day I'm angered by some 20 something year old on an internet forum that spends every day of his life attempting to start arguments on said internet forum (note; internet forum for teenagers), despite the fact he apparently went to University, and who attempts to put himself above everyone else by stating he's had sex (note; internet forum for teenagers) is a sad, sad day indeed.

And today is a glorious, beautiful day.

You sound angry.

You must be 'bright read'.

Oh yeah, and whining and complaining about a pointless, insignificant "election" (christ, saying that makes me cringe)

I was fooling you all along! My humour is just too clever for you all!

Wow.

From starting pointless, boring arguments to pointing out typos.
You really are an entertaining little peon, aren't you my dear?