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"Stealth"

Evil Knightrider with wings.

I like it for the same reason I like Chuck Norris and Steven Seagal movies - stupid and with lots of explosions.

Notorious Biggles wrote:
> Actually it played angsty teenage techno-metal. Which it downloaded
> off the internet.
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Really?
Evilplane pirates music too? What scum, I hope the sequel is called "Stealth 2:Evilplane goes to robot prison"

Actually it played angsty teenage techno-metal. Which it downloaded off the internet.

Ray Charles died trying to shoot down evilplane.

Jessica Biel is damn hot.

Yeah they get together after he saves her from a North Korean sniper who appears to model himself on Bond villians.

The best bit was seeing the sound barrier.

I want to watch Stealth: Redux. 1 minute of some army guy saying:

"Shall we build an evil plane?"
"...Nah"

Then Jessica Biel goes swimming for a while. The End.

Did Evilplane mechanically laugh as it did evil plane stuff?
Were there lots of explosions at 20-min-apart beats with a rock-crescendo soundtrack?
Did Ray Charles & the almost-white chick get it on or does she hanker for Hunk McHandsome who gets killed and provides the emotional climax for the battle against Evilplane?

I won't even watch the trailer again it cost me so many IQ points

Did the white hero and the Ray Charles guy and the bikini save the day?

Oh dear oh dear

Evil Knightrider with wings.

I like it for the same reason I like Chuck Norris and Steven Seagal movies - stupid and with lots of explosions.