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I like it for the same reason I like Chuck Norris and Steven Seagal movies - stupid and with lots of explosions.
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> At least Bulletproof Monk had...something, I forget.
A monk.... he was bulletproof..
> I hope the sequel is called
> "Stealth 2:Evilplane goes to robot prison"
Where it'll go to the cells and get some robo-attention around it's input hole
At least it'll have evil Sean Bean and lots of Johansson. But it'll be balls as well. I need cooler friends. I'll cut them loose tomorrow. They won't last a day.
They'll be the same morons that like riding shopping trolleys into walls.
Of course, I could not go to the cinema. But everyone else is going, and they might talk about me behind my back if I don't go.
And what happened? "It sucked, I can't believe it was that bad"
So there Darkness lo-fi indieboy.
> Don't say I didnt warn you like I did with The Darkness, Day After
> Tomorrow, Tomb Raider movies and War of The Worlds.
Riiight, because you're the the only person that looked at Day After Tomorrow and thought it looked terrible.
At least Bulletproof Monk had...something, I forget.
It's a film about an Evilplane that downloads the entire internet, plays MP3s and goes so fast you can see the sound barrier.