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"Stealth"

Evil Knightrider with wings.

I like it for the same reason I like Chuck Norris and Steven Seagal movies - stupid and with lots of explosions.

The beginning of the trailer is ace, the first line spoken is Ray Charles, going "We fly planes," like we hadn't already guessed. He sounds like a right tard. Still want to go see it, for sheer chuckles.

It downloads the entire internet?
So Evilplane enjoys roboporn and movie trailers?
It gets worse with each explanation

It downloads everything? Surprised Metallica don't jet up against it, really.

Does it look at evil porn? Or start gambling?

Stryke wrote:
> The plane actually downloads some music? What?

Actually not just some. Everything on the internet it downloads.

"hey that thing talks"
"so? I knew a guy whose BMW did that"

Goatboy wrote:

> Unless it has people in the cinema willing to do a Mystery Science
> Theatre 3000, it's not worth seeing.

I reckon they should do that with all bad films anyway.

monkey_man wrote:
> Stop making me want to see this film.
>
> One of my mates (yes, I have two) has just had an operation on his
> eyes, so his head is all bandaged up. I think we'll take him.
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Unless it has people in the cinema willing to do a Mystery Science Theatre 3000, it's not worth seeing.
Maybe on DVD, but I'd be less embarassed renting animal porn than this thing.

Even if you took him, The Mummy will be angry

"That explosion was because of Evil Plane" "That one was LoverMan exploding on seeing Biel" "Another Evil Plane explosion" "Another one." "...Another one." "Exploding Ray Charles." "Another Evil Plane explosion."

You'll become a commentary expert in no time.

Stop making me want to see this film.

One of my mates (yes, I have two) has just had an operation on his eyes, so his head is all bandaged up. I think we'll take him.

I can't decide whether Evilplane stealing nu-metal from the internet or seeing the sound barrie was the actual point I realised this could very well be the stupidest film ever made.
It surpasses The Day After Tomorrow with it's tense and exciting Donnie Darko vs Frost race.

The plane actually downloads some music? What?

I didn't think it was possible for this film to suck any more than the trailer hinted, but hey, Robo-plane and the Napster Case. Why not?