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Evil Knightrider with wings.
I like it for the same reason I like Chuck Norris and Steven Seagal movies - stupid and with lots of explosions.
I like it for the same reason I like Chuck Norris and Steven Seagal movies - stupid and with lots of explosions.
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Evil Knightrider with wings.
I like it for the same reason I like Chuck Norris and Steven Seagal movies - stupid and with lots of explosions.
I like it for the same reason I like Chuck Norris and Steven Seagal movies - stupid and with lots of explosions.
Oh dear oh dear
Did the white hero and the Ray Charles guy and the bikini save the day?
Did Evilplane mechanically laugh as it did evil plane stuff?
Were there lots of explosions at 20-min-apart beats with a rock-crescendo soundtrack?
Did Ray Charles & the almost-white chick get it on or does she hanker for Hunk McHandsome who gets killed and provides the emotional climax for the battle against Evilplane?
I won't even watch the trailer again it cost me so many IQ points
Were there lots of explosions at 20-min-apart beats with a rock-crescendo soundtrack?
Did Ray Charles & the almost-white chick get it on or does she hanker for Hunk McHandsome who gets killed and provides the emotional climax for the battle against Evilplane?
I won't even watch the trailer again it cost me so many IQ points
I want to watch Stealth: Redux. 1 minute of some army guy saying:
"Shall we build an evil plane?"
"...Nah"
Then Jessica Biel goes swimming for a while. The End.
"Shall we build an evil plane?"
"...Nah"
Then Jessica Biel goes swimming for a while. The End.
Actually it played angsty teenage techno-metal. Which it downloaded off the internet.
Ray Charles died trying to shoot down evilplane.
Jessica Biel is damn hot.
Yeah they get together after he saves her from a North Korean sniper who appears to model himself on Bond villians.
The best bit was seeing the sound barrier.
Ray Charles died trying to shoot down evilplane.
Jessica Biel is damn hot.
Yeah they get together after he saves her from a North Korean sniper who appears to model himself on Bond villians.
The best bit was seeing the sound barrier.
Notorious Biggles wrote:
> Actually it played angsty teenage techno-metal. Which it downloaded
> off the internet.
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Really?
Evilplane pirates music too? What scum, I hope the sequel is called "Stealth 2:Evilplane goes to robot prison"
> Actually it played angsty teenage techno-metal. Which it downloaded
> off the internet.
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Really?
Evilplane pirates music too? What scum, I hope the sequel is called "Stealth 2:Evilplane goes to robot prison"
The plane actually downloads some music? What?
I didn't think it was possible for this film to suck any more than the trailer hinted, but hey, Robo-plane and the Napster Case. Why not?
I didn't think it was possible for this film to suck any more than the trailer hinted, but hey, Robo-plane and the Napster Case. Why not?
I can't decide whether Evilplane stealing nu-metal from the internet or seeing the sound barrie was the actual point I realised this could very well be the stupidest film ever made.
It surpasses The Day After Tomorrow with it's tense and exciting Donnie Darko vs Frost race.
It surpasses The Day After Tomorrow with it's tense and exciting Donnie Darko vs Frost race.
Stop making me want to see this film.
One of my mates (yes, I have two) has just had an operation on his eyes, so his head is all bandaged up. I think we'll take him.
One of my mates (yes, I have two) has just had an operation on his eyes, so his head is all bandaged up. I think we'll take him.
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