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"Bands that just don't rock ENOUGH"

I've got quite a big catalogue of music on my PC and on my shelves, and every time another album skips round on random that I haven't heard in a while, I often find myself thinking 'whatever happened to these guys? They used to ROCK.' There's so many bands out there that absolutely have the potential to be amazing in every way, but are seemingly more content to put out cruddy ballads or boffo electronica to try and alienate as many people as possible, thus proving their artistic integrity. Either that or they just started to suck. A few examples:

Radiohead Please please please don't turn this into a Radiohead sucks/Radiohead rules thread, because that's not what I'm saying. I'm saying that after listening to the Bends, I'm gagging for them to go back and write some songs that try to tear the roof off the joint - they haven't let loose for ages, but when they used to play My Iron Lung or even Paranoid Android, no one could touch them. Please start rocking again.

Black Rebel Motorcycle Club I've got both of their albums and on each there are a couple of amazing songs that attempt to shatter the inside of your head they're so awesome, but the rest of them albums are full of dreary Jesus & Mary Chain knock-offs and show-gazing nonsense. Whatever Happened To My Rock N Roll is fantastic, Six Barrell Shotgun likewise. Why no more of these ones, boys?

Cooper Temple Clause I remember one of the albums I was most excited about a few years ago was the new Coopers album, because I loved most of the tracks on the first one, and the new single Promises Promises was the best song I had heard that year. Why then, was the album a complete Cleveland steamer? Why not turn the fuzzbox up and drown out the singer's whiny voice, rather than messing about with lame effects and the kind of sounds you get on your school keyboard.

Audioslave First album = ace, not a patch on Rage but Cochise and Set it Off were great, rest of the LP was not far behind. Second album? Still hasn't grabbed me yet, just lots of shouting while Tom Morello puts his pedals on Hold and wishes he'd gone to be a Mexican freedom fighter with Zach. How can a band with such a great heritage turn into a band with no balls?

There are more, but I'm too depressed to think of them. I'm going to put Evil Empire on and put my head through the ceiling.

Hedfix wrote:
> I blew chunks before and after checking-out Aguilera's peach if
> that's what you mean. ;)
>
> It had a stalk...

Heheh :-)

The Bravery are very much like The Smiths.

And The Smiths are mind blowingly heavy. And good...

Stryke if want heavier Electro-Rock stuff have a listen to some Vex Red.

Hoho. Busted.

monkey_man wrote:
> I have NEVER, EVER, EVER, EVER given an inch for the Drabness.
> Hated them from the very second I saw them and wanted them to crawl
> back from whence they came.

That's balls. I distinctly remember you taking the pish at first but then later posting about how they'd grown on you. Then you waxed lyrical about Hair Metal and made a comparison to Spinal Tap.

EDIT: Unless of course it was all post-modernly ironic, in which case I salute your genius :-)

RastaBillySkank wrote:
> I'm tempted to report that. Just so I can say I actually used the
> report link onceuponatime.

Why is that bad? I haven't used any offensive words and people make 'bumming' jokes all the time on here. :(

OK I'll make a nice euphemism then. :P

RastaBillySkank wrote:
> I thought you liked The Killers, Gaz?

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Yeah, they're not too bad. And I know The Bravery didn't rip them off, blah blah, but I still think they're awful.

Anyway, Bravery = crap.

I'm tempted to report that. Just so I can say I actually used the report link onceuponatime.

RastaBillySkank wrote:
>
> Welcome to the machine. It's not who you know, it's who you blow
> isn't Heddy?

I blew chunks before and after checking-out Aguilera's peach if that's what you mean. ;)

It had a stalk...

I thought you liked The Killers, Gaz?