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Ok, the good things about this film:
Brendan Fraser
Mummified Pygmies
Everything else sucks.
And I mean EVERYTHING.
This is the worst example of Hollywood grabbing your money and yanking your pants down.
Imagine, if you can, someone telling the original movie to Cheatguru and letting him write the sequel.
It's THAT bad.
Why?
John Hannah. The most annoying man in the world, he has overtaken Hugh Grant on my sh*tlist.
Annoying movie kid - The kind you pray, beg and cry that something will rip him limb from limb. Please, anything..something kill this child.
Racheal Weiz - Dreadful, dreadful actress. Even is bad wearing very little and fighting.
Plot? Something about Scorpion King coming back to rule the world and Imhotep being the only person that can stop him.
Oh, except Fraser does with a big gold stick.
The effects were good, but that does not a good movie make.
Predictable in every fashion, every way.
Braveheart (sorry, it was another long-haired, face painted warrior leading his men into battle)..anyway, Braveheart stands there with thousands of goat-soldiers bearing down on them and you just know this is one of those "Boy, I hope they all turn to dust just as they reach us" moments.
And they do. Which was lucky.
Laughable villains, The Rock is in it for 5 mins at the start and then some refugee from a Ray Harryhausen movie at the end, you could do better with plasticine and sticky-back plastic.
Please, save your money and go rent Charlie's Angels if you want to watch pap.
The Mummy Returns is like watching Titanic, but with EVERY character played by Jar Jar Binks.
I would rather watch dogs copulating for 2hrs than sit through this again.
Save yourself.
Brendan Fraser
Mummified Pygmies
Everything else sucks.
And I mean EVERYTHING.
This is the worst example of Hollywood grabbing your money and yanking your pants down.
Imagine, if you can, someone telling the original movie to Cheatguru and letting him write the sequel.
It's THAT bad.
Why?
John Hannah. The most annoying man in the world, he has overtaken Hugh Grant on my sh*tlist.
Annoying movie kid - The kind you pray, beg and cry that something will rip him limb from limb. Please, anything..something kill this child.
Racheal Weiz - Dreadful, dreadful actress. Even is bad wearing very little and fighting.
Plot? Something about Scorpion King coming back to rule the world and Imhotep being the only person that can stop him.
Oh, except Fraser does with a big gold stick.
The effects were good, but that does not a good movie make.
Predictable in every fashion, every way.
Braveheart (sorry, it was another long-haired, face painted warrior leading his men into battle)..anyway, Braveheart stands there with thousands of goat-soldiers bearing down on them and you just know this is one of those "Boy, I hope they all turn to dust just as they reach us" moments.
And they do. Which was lucky.
Laughable villains, The Rock is in it for 5 mins at the start and then some refugee from a Ray Harryhausen movie at the end, you could do better with plasticine and sticky-back plastic.
Please, save your money and go rent Charlie's Angels if you want to watch pap.
The Mummy Returns is like watching Titanic, but with EVERY character played by Jar Jar Binks.
I would rather watch dogs copulating for 2hrs than sit through this again.
Save yourself.
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Ok, the good things about this film:
Brendan Fraser
Mummified Pygmies
Everything else sucks.
And I mean EVERYTHING.
This is the worst example of Hollywood grabbing your money and yanking your pants down.
Imagine, if you can, someone telling the original movie to Cheatguru and letting him write the sequel.
It's THAT bad.
Why?
John Hannah. The most annoying man in the world, he has overtaken Hugh Grant on my sh*tlist.
Annoying movie kid - The kind you pray, beg and cry that something will rip him limb from limb. Please, anything..something kill this child.
Racheal Weiz - Dreadful, dreadful actress. Even is bad wearing very little and fighting.
Plot? Something about Scorpion King coming back to rule the world and Imhotep being the only person that can stop him.
Oh, except Fraser does with a big gold stick.
The effects were good, but that does not a good movie make.
Predictable in every fashion, every way.
Braveheart (sorry, it was another long-haired, face painted warrior leading his men into battle)..anyway, Braveheart stands there with thousands of goat-soldiers bearing down on them and you just know this is one of those "Boy, I hope they all turn to dust just as they reach us" moments.
And they do. Which was lucky.
Laughable villains, The Rock is in it for 5 mins at the start and then some refugee from a Ray Harryhausen movie at the end, you could do better with plasticine and sticky-back plastic.
Please, save your money and go rent Charlie's Angels if you want to watch pap.
The Mummy Returns is like watching Titanic, but with EVERY character played by Jar Jar Binks.
I would rather watch dogs copulating for 2hrs than sit through this again.
Save yourself.
Brendan Fraser
Mummified Pygmies
Everything else sucks.
And I mean EVERYTHING.
This is the worst example of Hollywood grabbing your money and yanking your pants down.
Imagine, if you can, someone telling the original movie to Cheatguru and letting him write the sequel.
It's THAT bad.
Why?
John Hannah. The most annoying man in the world, he has overtaken Hugh Grant on my sh*tlist.
Annoying movie kid - The kind you pray, beg and cry that something will rip him limb from limb. Please, anything..something kill this child.
Racheal Weiz - Dreadful, dreadful actress. Even is bad wearing very little and fighting.
Plot? Something about Scorpion King coming back to rule the world and Imhotep being the only person that can stop him.
Oh, except Fraser does with a big gold stick.
The effects were good, but that does not a good movie make.
Predictable in every fashion, every way.
Braveheart (sorry, it was another long-haired, face painted warrior leading his men into battle)..anyway, Braveheart stands there with thousands of goat-soldiers bearing down on them and you just know this is one of those "Boy, I hope they all turn to dust just as they reach us" moments.
And they do. Which was lucky.
Laughable villains, The Rock is in it for 5 mins at the start and then some refugee from a Ray Harryhausen movie at the end, you could do better with plasticine and sticky-back plastic.
Please, save your money and go rent Charlie's Angels if you want to watch pap.
The Mummy Returns is like watching Titanic, but with EVERY character played by Jar Jar Binks.
I would rather watch dogs copulating for 2hrs than sit through this again.
Save yourself.
Page: