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"Kids in movies: DIE DIE DIE"

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Now here's something I'm sure we can all agree on - kids in movies SUCK. They need to be erased from movie history, kept in cupboards til they're 16 or something.

Warning: this story contains some brutal child-harming fantasies that CrossBob may find offensive.

I like it.

Stryke wrote:
> Good thing you've got a lawyer primed and ready.

"Stoked", you might say...?

Dringo wrote:

> And the characters in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (new one)...
> brilliant.

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You've seen it already? It's not out yet. That's illegal. Good thing you've got a lawyer primed and ready.

You can name a few, sure, but the vast majority of kids in movies suck. Fact of life.

Snuggly, kids in movies are quite talented actually. The girl in Dark Water was a good actor, I could name loads of films with talented kids in but I wont because im sure most of them have been said already.

Dringo wrote:
> Kids from School of Rock were intensely talented actors...

And they were only given the parts because they could play instruments.

Kids from School of Rock were intensely talented actors... and the same can be said from the lad from Finding Neverland.

And the characters in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (new one)... brilliant.

Alfonse wrote:
> What are you on?
>
> There are loads of great child actors.
>
> Girl from War of The Worlds.

Please tell me you're joking this time...please...

What are you on?

There are loads of great child actors.

Girl from War of The Worlds.
Me.
The little rascal kids.

Heh, I remember Whoopy Goldberg getting in trouble for joking that Fanning had been checked into rehab.