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"Kids in movies: DIE DIE DIE"

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Now here's something I'm sure we can all agree on - kids in movies SUCK. They need to be erased from movie history, kept in cupboards til they're 16 or something.

Warning: this story contains some brutal child-harming fantasies that CrossBob may find offensive.

Strafio wrote:
> I've never seen someone manage to squeeze themselves between double
> posts before.

Yes I am a shifty fellow.

Can't get on the site. Again. Etc.

I've never seen someone manage to squeeze themselves between double posts before. Congratulations.

Although there was a 2 minute window.
Dringo's PC must've been in a bit of a muddle there...

Stryke wrote:
> Dringo wrote:
>
> And the characters in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (new one)...
> brilliant.
>
> --
>
> You've seen it already? It's not out yet. That's illegal. Good thing
> you've got a lawyer primed and ready.

It's not illegal I went to a special preview screening of it in London. As I get to go to quite often in fact. I've even been to the "premiere" of Hell Boy and the original premiere of Spiderman (not as amazing as it sounds).

All you need is a friend who is a journalist who can, not get you tickets, but show you how to buy them.

Learn to spell, Cambridge University student.

EDIT: Haha, I saw that.

Stryke wrote:
> Dringo wrote:
>
> And the characters in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (new one)...
> brilliant.
>
> --
>
> You've seen it already? It's not out yet. That's illegal. Good thing
> you've got a lawyer primed and ready.

It's not illegal I went to a special preview screening of it in London. As I get to go to quite often in fact. I've even been to the "premier" of Hell Boy and the original premier of Spiderman (not as amazing as it sounds).

All you need is a friend who is a journalist who can, not get you tickets, but show you how to buy them.

Stryke wrote:
> Christian Bale - Empire of the Sun

My rabbit plays "the curtain game", where it runs behind the curtains then pushes it's way under the bottom, just like that bit in the film.

Dringo wrote:
> Kids from School of Rock were intensely talented actors...

Well, they're not irritating, I'll give you that. Intensely talented? Remains to be seen in my opinion.

Christian Bale - Empire of the Sun

Someone said that yet?

I agree with the post in general, though. Imp from Waterwold - kick her face in.

But did you like the article?

Mr Snuggly wrote:
> You can name a few, sure, but the vast majority of kids in movies
> suck. Fact of life.

Well...duh. Adult actors suprisingly have more experience than child actors and the children who are crap actors are usually in crap films...like Daddy Daycare.