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So there's a moderately sized spider on my ceiling. One Phil Jupitus would calla Class 2 in his three tier system.
I thought to myself...I'll get you you (insert blocked word)!
I picked up a piece of scrap paper, slammed it rather speedily to the position the spider was sat.
The bloody thing jumped into my hand then onto my bed somewhere. Not only did it jump me, it's waiting to strike me in my sanctuary.
Argh!
I hate arachnaphobia...
I thought to myself...I'll get you you (insert blocked word)!
I picked up a piece of scrap paper, slammed it rather speedily to the position the spider was sat.
The bloody thing jumped into my hand then onto my bed somewhere. Not only did it jump me, it's waiting to strike me in my sanctuary.
Argh!
I hate arachnaphobia...
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Memorandum!ette wrote:
> Mate...it's a spider.
I've killed 4 in the last 2 days...it's not a spider...it's an invasion!
> Mate...it's a spider.
I've killed 4 in the last 2 days...it's not a spider...it's an invasion!
Over the weekend I was watching a spider build a web around my computer, I thought I'd leave it alone as long as it left me alone... But. On Monday, the b**ch decided to climb up onto my monitor and jumped (my god they're scary when they jump) onto my arm.
It was a right chunky thing as well. Not exactly big, But it was a fat bas.
Needless to say I screamed like a girl and shook to get it off my as quickly as possible.
It was a right chunky thing as well. Not exactly big, But it was a fat bas.
Needless to say I screamed like a girl and shook to get it off my as quickly as possible.
I...HATE...SPIDERS...
About 3 weeks ago there was this big un in the kitchen. It was on the ceiling for about 2 days as I couldnt be bothered to get it...boy was that a mistake. On the third day it was missing and I also decided to have a shower. All was fine...then when getting dressed, I put a foot in my boxers and the big thing falls out...I then repeadidly hit it with a shoe. Im only glad it fell out and it wasn't running about when I had them on.
Just incase you were wondering the only reason it got into my boxers were because they were in the kitchen, after being washed they sat in a clothes basket...never again!
About 3 weeks ago there was this big un in the kitchen. It was on the ceiling for about 2 days as I couldnt be bothered to get it...boy was that a mistake. On the third day it was missing and I also decided to have a shower. All was fine...then when getting dressed, I put a foot in my boxers and the big thing falls out...I then repeadidly hit it with a shoe. Im only glad it fell out and it wasn't running about when I had them on.
Just incase you were wondering the only reason it got into my boxers were because they were in the kitchen, after being washed they sat in a clothes basket...never again!
Edgy wrote:
> Memorandum!ette wrote:
>
> Mate...it's a spider.
>
> I've killed 4 in the last 2 days...it's not a spider...it's an
> invasion!
...it's summer.
> Memorandum!ette wrote:
>
> Mate...it's a spider.
>
> I've killed 4 in the last 2 days...it's not a spider...it's an
> invasion!
...it's summer.
RoJ wrote:
> I got bit by one as a kid
do you happen to climb walls? and stuff?
no? damn spider man isnt true :'-( ah well
kill the ickle muckers, i hate them, squashed a BIG one with a golf club in my room once, it actually went CRUNCH
> I got bit by one as a kid
do you happen to climb walls? and stuff?
no? damn spider man isnt true :'-( ah well
kill the ickle muckers, i hate them, squashed a BIG one with a golf club in my room once, it actually went CRUNCH
Moths are worse.
You try and squash them against the wall into a tissue, but they still manage to fly into your face.
You try and squash them against the wall into a tissue, but they still manage to fly into your face.
You're all a bunch of spider-murdering pussys. Especially Alfonse.
But yeh.. moths.. *cowers*
But yeh.. moths.. *cowers*
gr13ve wrote:
> I put a foot in my boxers and the big thing falls out.
> Just incase you were wondering the only reason it got into my boxers
> were because they were in the kitchen, after being washed they sat in
> a clothes basket...never again!
Heheh, good job you said why, that's a tad creepy :D
They're annoying little creatures, but I don't kill them anymore whenever one appears. Let them crawl onto a magazine or something and put them outside instead. Still can't pick them up though..
Lotta daddy-long-legs around lately too. Love them.
Um.. what's the real name for a daddy-long-legs?!
> I put a foot in my boxers and the big thing falls out.
> Just incase you were wondering the only reason it got into my boxers
> were because they were in the kitchen, after being washed they sat in
> a clothes basket...never again!
Heheh, good job you said why, that's a tad creepy :D
They're annoying little creatures, but I don't kill them anymore whenever one appears. Let them crawl onto a magazine or something and put them outside instead. Still can't pick them up though..
Lotta daddy-long-legs around lately too. Love them.
Um.. what's the real name for a daddy-long-legs?!
Moths?! Spiders are more scary than moths! Moth doesn't look like a real word now..
Anybody ever had a cat eat a moth? Mine *always* puke up after eating a moth..
Anybody ever had a cat eat a moth? Mine *always* puke up after eating a moth..
I don't kill insects, not for my lack of hatred of them, just because i don't like to see the remains.
Instead, I zoom after them like some sort of bipedal brontosaurus and usher them out of the room.
Instead, I zoom after them like some sort of bipedal brontosaurus and usher them out of the room.
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