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"Your last words?"

What would you like them to be?
What were Rimmer's on Red Dwarf again? Something soup?

Anyway, if I were say in a plane crash: " Ah feck "

If I was on my death bed: " I've got the lube Jesus "

If the world were to blow up suddenly: " I like my bacon crispy "

"i killed JFK"

poopots wrote:
> Well that was a waste of “X amount” of years, now let me mastarbate in
> Peace.

That'd probably kill you, but at least you'd die happy.

Plane crash: "Oh, my God"
Been shot: Dramatic like the movies
Falling to death: "WAAAHOOOOOOO! I'M FLYYIINNNG!"
End of ze world: "Quick! Someone shag me!"

Original..

"No, I'm going to tell those tigers that god loves them"

" Wow, I've came over my crippling depression... I want to dance with the trees, sing with the birds... I want to LLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE "

"Vince! With my last breath I curse you!"

"the adverts are on just now"

"Everybody has AIDS"

"IB i s guilty"

> Anyway, if I were say in a plane crash: "Look stop f-ing about with those pen knives you dirty arabs! "
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> If I was on my death bed: " This bed is made of poisonous sna.. "
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> If the world were to blow up suddenly: "I asked god for a blojob but this is ridiculous"

J Nash wrote:
> "zelda is pure balls"

That's just mean ... not giving people the chance they deserve to beat you to death.