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"Your last words?"

What would you like them to be?
What were Rimmer's on Red Dwarf again? Something soup?

Anyway, if I were say in a plane crash: " Ah feck "

If I was on my death bed: " I've got the lube Jesus "

If the world were to blow up suddenly: " I like my bacon crispy "

Well that was a waste of “X amount” of years, now let me mastarbate in Peace.

I know there’s a spelling mistake, apparently a rude word now.

Enter Murderers.

L. Macd. --- What are these faces?
Mur. --- Where is your husband?
L. Macd. --- I hope in no place so unsanctified
------------Where such as thou mayst find him.
Mur. --- He’s a traitor.
Son. --- Thou liest, thou shag-hair’d villain.
Mur. --- What! you egg.
------------Young fry of treachery! [Stabbing him.
Son. --- He has killed me, mother:
------------Run away, I pray you! [Dies. [Exit LADY MACDUFF, crying ------------‘Murder,’ and pursued by the Murderers.

down wrote:
> Mine would be those really hammy, awful words spoken by the little boy
> in Macbeth.
>
> "He has killed me, mother"
> *dies*
>
> may not be exact, nor appropriate in certain occasions, BUT YEAH

I think it was "He has killed me mother."

Paradox: wrote:
> Anyway, if I were say in a plane crash: "lol, k"
>
> If I was on my death bed: "lol, k"
>
> If the world were to blow up suddenly: "lol, k"

"I'm old. Wanna cyber?"

"I bet FFF STILL has me on ignore"

People don't say lol, spazcaster.

"welcome to mermopolis"

Mine would be those really hammy, awful words spoken by the little boy in Macbeth.

"He has killed me, mother"
*dies*

may not be exact, nor appropriate in certain occasions, BUT YEAH

"Come here ... I've got something very important to tell you. I've hidden away, in a safe place, a vast amount of ... " *dies*

Haha, take that you basts.

Anyway, if I were say in a plane crash: "lol, k"

If I was on my death bed: "lol, k"

If the world were to blow up suddenly: "lol, k"