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"Your last words?"

What would you like them to be?
What were Rimmer's on Red Dwarf again? Something soup?

Anyway, if I were say in a plane crash: " Ah feck "

If I was on my death bed: " I've got the lube Jesus "

If the world were to blow up suddenly: " I like my bacon crispy "

I think my actual last words would be: "Look, I'm sorry - I didn't mean to come in your m-*BANG*"

If I was in a plane crash: My life was rather plain wasn't it? HAHAHAHah BOOM

If I was on my deathbed: Fetch me a doughnut Michael!

If the world was about to blow up: Screw you guys I'm going..BOOM

God you're unfunny

II were, say, in a plane crash: "Wheeeeeeee. This is fun"

If I was on my death bed(assuming my family were around me: "Of all the interesting people who could have been here to witness my death, I got stuck with you bunch of "

If the world were to blow up suddenly: "Who farted?"

"I'M A COP YOU IDIOT"

Or

"I'm detective John Kimble"

Or

"I'm gonna ask you a bunch of questions, I want them answered immediately"

"I made love to your father"

"Isn't that machine supposed to be beeping"

"Damnit i never got to see England win the world cup"

"I always hoped i'd outlive you, life's a bi**h"

Hurrah

" It was meant to be cold "

Smeghead. :D

"Gazpacho soup!"