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"Your last words?"

What would you like them to be?
What were Rimmer's on Red Dwarf again? Something soup?

Anyway, if I were say in a plane crash: " Ah feck "

If I was on my death bed: " I've got the lube Jesus "

If the world were to blow up suddenly: " I like my bacon crispy "

Mine weren't meant to be funny.
I would really like those to be my last words. Maybe not the death bed one.

1) As the plane is going into the ground like a dart, a calm Sheepy mutters his distaste of the situation.

3) " Fancy a fry-up? "... " Yes please, I like my bacon crispy " BOOM

Memorandum!ette wrote:
> Some of these are painfully unfunny.

I share your pain.

"If i was on my death bed I'd say "i'm going to sleep!" lololomg because of BED and DEATH see i would die."

Or something.

Ahaha.

*stab*

"Bap" ... ?

EDIT: Ah, you edited.

Some of these are painfully unfunny.

the_eyes wrote:
> "what's black and white and eats like a horse?"

Arbez a.

"Oh, by the way, this is genetic!"

Alternatives:

"Remember me as a hero"

"My bank account is voice activated"

"I put laxatives in one of your cups of tea. Any guesses which one?"

If I were on my deathbed, I'd say: "With my final breath, I curse Cutler/Crossbob/George Bush"

J Nash wrote:
> "zelda is pure balls"

Hahaha