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"Your last words?"

What would you like them to be?
What were Rimmer's on Red Dwarf again? Something soup?

Anyway, if I were say in a plane crash: " Ah feck "

If I was on my death bed: " I've got the lube Jesus "

If the world were to blow up suddenly: " I like my bacon crispy "

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll check if it's covered by my insurance.

Lucy bought it for you and you broke it.

I did.

I have a receipt to prove it.

I'm not sure you ever had it.

Darn, I'm losing it then. Must try harder.

Cong_Man wrote:
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> If the world were to blow up suddenly: "Who farted?"

This one raised a smile.

mikelar wrote:
> God you're unfunny

I try my best, glad to have another satisfied customer.

"****** Bognor"

I can't even quote a Kings last word FFS!

"You know when I denied kicking that orphan in the teeth so hard his gums bled? Well I LIED"