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"I felt really uncomfortable earlier"

I was walking along and there was this crippity crip in an electric wheelchair being guided along across the grass.

At this point I jumped over the small wall and ran across the grass, and we made direct eye contact as we passed.
Their face seemed to be full of envy at my;

walking
jumping
travelling across grass without getting stuck

:' [

Yeah, I'm gutted.

No really.

Memorandum!ette wrote:
> I admit, it never ceases to amaze me how you're so easily able to laugh about it :' [

Well, consider the alternative: be angry for the rest of my life? Grrr.

FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> What the hell 'chip joke' is there to make anyway?
> Except to say 'crip with a chip' which is exactly what's already been said.
>
> ?

Exactly what I was wondering.

Unless he was going to make a joke about deep fried wheelchairs.

Maybe we're not "down" with the "kids" enough.

Oh, I get it. Someone would probably be thinking "Mustn't make crip joke." and he, you know, swapped it round.

4/10 - see me.

Oh right ...

...

I think I prefered not knowing what he was on about.

Me too.

I still don't.

All cripples are compulsive gamblers.

FACT.


Now there's your 'chip' reference.

Timmargh wrote:
> Memorandum!ette wrote:
> I admit, it never ceases to amaze me how you're so easily able to
> laugh about it :' [
>
> Well, consider the alternative: be angry for the rest of my life?
> Grrr.

Commit suicide?

Only joking, of course.

Here's a reason why you shouldn't be angry:

You know that in 15 years time, instead of having a wheel chair, you'll have a hover chair, yet you'll still get all teh good parking spaces.