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"I felt really uncomfortable earlier"

I was walking along and there was this crippity crip in an electric wheelchair being guided along across the grass.

At this point I jumped over the small wall and ran across the grass, and we made direct eye contact as we passed.
Their face seemed to be full of envy at my;

walking
jumping
travelling across grass without getting stuck

:' [

I was talking to a disabled bloke in work the other day. He was going about 0.01mph hour and looked very weak.

So I was all like!!!! " Dinnae want tae be rude pal but I can give ye a hand if ye waant "

And he was all!!! " Aye, cheers pal "

So I went and got everything he wanted and took him back to his ward.

I was all " nae danger big man
He was all " cheers man, it took 20 minutes tae get doon there "

Yeah, I turn into a true Glaswegian when I meet another one.
Anyway... I can get over the "omg hes disabled" easy.

OK, I'm assuming that's sarcasm first of all.

Why? What did I say?

Plus the fact that I'm getting my car converted so I can drive it using a joystick ...

Timmargh wrote:
> Memorandum!ette wrote:
> I admit, it never ceases to amaze me how you're so easily able to
> laugh about it :' [
>
> Well, consider the alternative: be angry for the rest of my life?
> Grrr.

Commit suicide?

Only joking, of course.

Here's a reason why you shouldn't be angry:

You know that in 15 years time, instead of having a wheel chair, you'll have a hover chair, yet you'll still get all teh good parking spaces.

All cripples are compulsive gamblers.

FACT.


Now there's your 'chip' reference.

I still don't.

Me too.

Oh right ...

...

I think I prefered not knowing what he was on about.

Oh, I get it. Someone would probably be thinking "Mustn't make crip joke." and he, you know, swapped it round.

4/10 - see me.

Maybe we're not "down" with the "kids" enough.