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"I felt really uncomfortable earlier"

I was walking along and there was this crippity crip in an electric wheelchair being guided along across the grass.

At this point I jumped over the small wall and ran across the grass, and we made direct eye contact as we passed.
Their face seemed to be full of envy at my;

walking
jumping
travelling across grass without getting stuck

:' [

I was having a stroll in Nottingham today, and glanced to my left.

On the road, there was a minibus slowly sauntering along.

And you know what it said on the side?

"Variety Club Sunshine Bus"

You can guess the passengers who were sitting inside.

I giggled, shamefully.

what the? r u on about.

Timmargh wrote:
> [URL]http://www.steeringdevelopments.co.uk/DrivingControls/Joystick.htm[/URL]
> ) or complete accelerator/brake/steering control on a single stick
> (same link, top of the page).
>
> Also found this company who offer more options:
> [URL]http://www.dsp-mobilityelectronics.com/electronic_driving_controls_primary.html[/URL]

Crazy.

Hahaha look at the pictures of the joystick

Hedfix wrote:
> It's the trained monkey in the passenger seat that worries me.

I'll tell her you said that.

munn wrote:
> So you actually are getting a joystick for your car?

Looking into it, yes. They do levers for accelerator and brakes (bottom of the page [URL]http://www.steeringdevelopments.co.uk/DrivingControls/Joystick.htm[/URL] ) or complete accelerator/brake/steering control on a single stick (same link, top of the page).

Also found this company who offer more options: [URL]http://www.dsp-mobilityelectronics.com/electronic_driving_controls_primary.html[/URL]

It's the trained monkey in the passenger seat that worries me.

Timmargh wrote:
> munn wrote:
> I still don't get it.
>
> You said I shouldn't be angry and then listed a few details why - I
> simply added onto the end of the list. No sarcasm. No offence. Just a
> continuation.

So you actually are getting a joystick for your car?

I don't get it.
Surely that'd be difficult to drive - there's no steering wheel etc.

Hedfix wrote:
> Funny that, I was going to suggest we should have one as the next Bond villain.

I would audition but I don't think i could be evil enough to be a Bond villain.

I don't have a cat, either.

munn wrote:
> I still don't get it.

You said I shouldn't be angry and then listed a few details why - I simply added onto the end of the list. No sarcasm. No offence. Just a continuation.

Timmargh wrote:
>
> Of course. You should love and respect all crips, no matter what they
> do - we rule the Earth.
>
> At least we will soon ...

Funny that, I was going to suggest we should have one as the next Bond villain.

Seriously.