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"SSC27-I Need Someone"

Today I felt terrible I woke thinking my wife would be laying, beside me and I would be able to put my arm round her. But no I couldn’t it was just lonely me I got up, and walked to the shower. I washed myself nice and clean, so I didn’t smell then I got dressed, in some nice clothes. Even though no one would really care I was wearing nice clothes. I went out the house and walked down the street, I walked along looking down at the floor, feeling sorry for myself.

Like I normally do every single day; every single second, minute, hour. I feel sorry for myself and I have never stopped. I have been acting like this since my wife went; we had been together for 10 years. She stopped it to go off with some other man, so now I hate her. I walk down the road kick some rubbish along. I walk into the café I go into every morning, to have my breakfast. I go in and ask for the usual bacon, egg, sausages and a nice warm cup of tea.

I shove it down me then walk out, I walk down to work I work in a little tiny office, where there’s no air conditioning and it’s boiling. Well the things to do today, walk up loads of stairs to my office because the lifts broken, then turn on my computer and wait for five damn minutes for it to load, then sit down and type up a load of horrible work. So I walk into the office no one greeting me I go and sit down, turn on the computer and wait for it to load. I go and open a window, when I look back round a woman is walking into the office. A woman I had never seen before with long blonde straight beautiful hair, her face so nice her eyes look glazed she was beautiful and I wanted her.

I went over to Mike “Who’s that woman” I asked. “What that one” He answered. “No the other Woman there” I answered “O she’s Sal” he told me. “Oh she’s beautiful. I didn’t need anybody anymore I had found the perfect person and she was great.

If you thought it was crap, why did you post it?

No I will not stop. But don't hurt yourself.

C®ø§$ Bób wrote:
> I know it is crap it was just quick I will try and do a better one
> next time.

Then don't post anything.

It made me want to hurt myself.

Insane Bartender wrote:
> [URL]http://www.amazon.co.uk[/URL]. Search for 'I am Legend' by
> Richard Matheson.

Ok I will later but I must go now.

[URL]http://www.amazon.co.uk[/URL]. Search for 'I am Legend' by Richard Matheson.

Insane Bartender wrote:
> C®ø§$ Bób wrote:
> 14
>
> My advice would be to read more. Just pick up a novel or two -
> nothing epic - and try to pick up how they structure the writing.

Recommend me a book.

Insane Bartender wrote:
> I disagree. This story was not hilarious, intentionally or otherwise.

This one wasn't, no. The cyborg one was though.
Crossbob was funnier when it was just 'The Finding'. It's wearing a bit thin now.

Originally people tried to help him and give him advice but he just ignores it and recycles the same stuff over and over again.

Memorandum! wrote:
> Yeah, sure. It was exactly the same as every other story he's
> written.
> It was unintentionally hilarious because it was so bad, but that
> doesn't make him a good writer.

I disagree. This story was not hilarious, intentionally or otherwise.

C®ø§$ Bób wrote:
> 14

My advice would be to read more. Just pick up a novel or two - nothing epic - and try to pick up how they structure the writing.

Ant wrote:
> Sorry, but his Cyborgs piece was stunning.

Yeah, sure. It was exactly the same as every other story he's written.
It was unintentionally hilarious because it was so bad, but that doesn't make him a good writer.