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Wed 15/06/05 at 22:13
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Who would win in a knife fight?

Discuss.
Mon 20/06/05 at 15:39
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"Wanking Mong"
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Super Kev wrote:
> Light wrote:
> What for when he come round to rape your mum.
>
> On the contrary; my mum charges a huge sum to perform the depraved
> services your dad requires of her.
>
> And dont I know it. She wasn't even that good.

Oh it was you she was complaining about? You &^*&er; I had to finish what you started...
Mon 20/06/05 at 10:11
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"KA-BLAMO"
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Light wrote:
> What for when he come round to rape your mum.
>
> On the contrary; my mum charges a huge sum to perform the depraved
> services your dad requires of her.

And dont I know it. She wasn't even that good.
Sat 18/06/05 at 09:58
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"absolute mayhem"
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Zombie tend not to understand the use of tools so a knife would be virtually useless to a zombie, lets face it, a zombie would much rather eat with it's hands rather than use a knife and fork...

If the knives are large (no mention of size in original scenario) then the zombie should be dispatched with relative ease leaving the only real debate - who would win between the cowboy and the pirate.

A website dedicated to cowboys says "Most of their fights was not with their fists or guns. It was in the saddle, riding under the hot broiling prairie sun". I think without the use of the trusty colt and a lasso then the advantage is with the pirate whos main focus in life is to kill and plunder...
Sat 18/06/05 at 08:21
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"not dead"
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Of course you can kill a zombie with a knife. It might take a fair bit of hacking, but it's do-able. My only concern for the pirate would be his cockiness - he could leave himself open for attack. I'd imagine that the cowboy and pirate would work together to destroy the zombie, and when the zombie was fading the pirate would probably turn on the cowboy. On most ocassions the pirate would then go on to destroy the zombie, but it he starts thinking about pieces of eight and the fullness of his beard, he could be in trouble.
Sat 18/06/05 at 00:14
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"Who Hell He?"
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Pirates....no doubt about it
Fri 17/06/05 at 19:25
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"8==="
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Hedfix wrote:
> The Knife/Knives.
Fri 17/06/05 at 17:00
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Pirates always use knifes so yeah
Fri 17/06/05 at 16:59
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"Wanking Mong"
Posts: 4,884
Super Kev wrote:

>
> What for when he come round to rape your mum.

On the contrary; my mum charges a huge sum to perform the depraved services your dad requires of her.
Fri 17/06/05 at 16:19
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"KA-BLAMO"
Posts: 1,902
Light wrote:
> Super Kev wrote:
>
> Is that why you have a cowboy outfit in your bedroom?
>
> Nope; that's there to put your dad at ease.

What for when he come round to rape your mum.
Fri 17/06/05 at 16:03
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"Wanking Mong"
Posts: 4,884
Super Kev wrote:

> Is that why you have a cowboy outfit in your bedroom?

Nope; that's there to put your dad at ease.

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