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"Warts"

I have a wart. It's been on my hand for about 5 years and I only started to get rid of it a few months ago when I bought a treatment called Wartner.

The Wartner got rid of it leaving a little scar but then in a couple of weeks it came back. Then I went to the doctor and he gave me this stuff to put on it, he said I should put it on every night for about 4 weeks...it's gone well past 4 weeks and the stuff he gave me hasn't done anything but hurt me every time I apply it.

Is there anything I could buy that will actually get rid of the wart for good or do I have to go back to the doctor (I dont really want to seeing as it's booked up for 5 weeks).

Thanks.

They leapt from the computer into your eyes?

My friend sent me picture of genital warts in an e-mail.

I had to wash my eyes for days

Striker to the fase, then endless terrified rounds into the floor, via its body, taking out all limbs along the way until it explodes. Just don't try to kneecap it, matteh, you know the rules.

Out, don't get me started on warts. This one time, about a year ago, I got one. Massive one, out of nowhere. My mum had me booked to have it frozen off, but that's a sissy way for it to die. This wart had clearly picked me out, and now it was time for me to pick it off. I locked myself in a room with nothing but me, my wart and a knife.

And so I started. I put a little slice in it to try and taunt it, which failed. I tried picking bits off but OMG WTF it just kept regenerating?!?!?!?! I mean WTF!?!?!?!?! So I knew it was time. I grabbed ahold of it and started to pull. Once I came, I went back to the wart, and started trying to pull that out.

After about 15 minutes, It was finally ready to come out. 6 metres of roots had come from somewhere but, my goodness I was glad they were out. I thought the worst of it was gone when all of a sudden it jumped out and started running across my room! It picked up my knifeand started trying to corner me with it WTF!?!?!?!!? Luckily, my mum heard it screaming in arabic and got ice out of the fridge. We caugfht it in a bin bag, covered it in ice dubes, and it's now in Knowsley Sufari park. Unfortunately, it's got to be kept behind glass so it can't harm the visitors. They feed it a corpse a week to keep it happy. They say it's lucky I survived, actually.

The Wardy wrote:
> Heh, i had one on my thumb like that ages ago, so i ripped the head
> off and then pinched my nails together and yanked out the root, which
> turned out to be about 5 inches long! Never came back again either

Yeah the same happened to me, pulled this 15 inch root out! Just kept pulling and pulling, streaming out, and then when it had seperated it became apparant. This was no root, IT WAS THE WART MONSTER.

I went to the doctor and had that done and she totally missed the wart and sort of froze my skin but it felt like a burn!

Thank you.

And that's twice i've helped you Mozzy..With this and Ebay...Please, lets be mates now!

I used to have 3 on my hand. Very annoying and embarassing. Go to your doctors and get them frozen off. Wartner is only a short term solution. Trust me, the doctors freezing thing is great. good luck!

Chr1s wrote:
> I had one on the top of my foot. It was causing a bit of discomfort so
> I pulled it off, which of course hurt a lot and it bled hideously. It
> never came back though.

Heh, i had one on my thumb like that ages ago, so i ripped the head off and then pinched my nails together and yanked out the root, which turned out to be about 5 inches long! Never came back again either