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Vin Diesel once ate half a dozen apples and then *shat* a fruit salad.
1 in 6 pinatas will contain Vin Diesel.
Peanuts are allergic to Vin Diesel.
9 out of 10 scientists agree, the power of Vin Diesel's urine should be harnessed to replace fossil fuels.
Vin Diesel has been known to ridicule Jesus for taking 3 days to rise from the dead.
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Vin Diesel's formal title is Algarok, eater of children and destroyer of worlds.
Vin Diesel's autobiography, The Complete Vin Diesel 3.5 Edition, lists his physical statistics in their entirety. He is apparently a level 20 half-orc fighter/mage/thief. His stats are laid out much like one would expect, but his skills are just a random pastiche of useless abilities and talents that are extremely narrow in scope, like Profession (Ditch Digger).
Vin Diesel plays WoW!
:O
1 in 6 pinatas will contain Vin Diesel.
Peanuts are allergic to Vin Diesel.
9 out of 10 scientists agree, the power of Vin Diesel's urine should be harnessed to replace fossil fuels.
Vin Diesel has been known to ridicule Jesus for taking 3 days to rise from the dead.
*******
Vin Diesel's formal title is Algarok, eater of children and destroyer of worlds.
Vin Diesel's autobiography, The Complete Vin Diesel 3.5 Edition, lists his physical statistics in their entirety. He is apparently a level 20 half-orc fighter/mage/thief. His stats are laid out much like one would expect, but his skills are just a random pastiche of useless abilities and talents that are extremely narrow in scope, like Profession (Ditch Digger).
Vin Diesel plays WoW!
:O
Wait
That second one is Anchorman, isn't it?
Maybe not
That second one is Anchorman, isn't it?
Maybe not
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Vin Diesel is the only person who knows why paper can beat rock
Vin Diesel will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again
On the third day God actually said, "Let there be France!" So Vin Diesel killed him, became God, and uttered the now famous, "Let there be Light!"
Vin Diesel will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again
On the third day God actually said, "Let there be France!" So Vin Diesel killed him, became God, and uttered the now famous, "Let there be Light!"
"Vin Diesel invented menstruation by punching Eve in the stomach."
"Vin Diesel can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night."
"Vin Diesel only eats Lasagna - Lasagna made of Kenyan children."
"Vin Diesel can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night."
"Vin Diesel only eats Lasagna - Lasagna made of Kenyan children."
"Vin Diesel's semen is so corrosive that if he were ever to ejaculate it would rip the very fabric of the universe"
Vin Diesel insisted that the new pope be named Pope POURRI saying that it would FRESHEN up the church. Vin Diesel loves a good pun.
Vin Diesel picks his teeth with a lightsaber.
Vin Diesel is shadowed by an team of North Korean scientists who religiously collected every hair, skin flake, and speck of matter that dislodges itself from his body.
Vin Diesel once tight-roped across the Pacific Ocean, stopping only once in Guam to liberate it from the Spanish.
Vin once went sledding in New Hampshire and broke the sound barrier by turning his head around and blowing forcefully. As a result of the shock waves, several children died. Vin ascended to heaven and repeatedly punched God in the eye until he brought them all back to life. Every single one of those children are now scientists.
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I could post most of them...
Vin Diesel picks his teeth with a lightsaber.
Vin Diesel is shadowed by an team of North Korean scientists who religiously collected every hair, skin flake, and speck of matter that dislodges itself from his body.
Vin Diesel once tight-roped across the Pacific Ocean, stopping only once in Guam to liberate it from the Spanish.
Vin once went sledding in New Hampshire and broke the sound barrier by turning his head around and blowing forcefully. As a result of the shock waves, several children died. Vin ascended to heaven and repeatedly punched God in the eye until he brought them all back to life. Every single one of those children are now scientists.
:'}
I could post most of them...
"Vin Diesel is so tough that he only eats the finest European coins and wipes his ass with pinecones...the wrong way."
"He was born "Niv Leseid", but he disliked the name so to correct the problem, he ran fast enough around the planet to reverse its axial rotation."
"For Halloween, Vin Diesel cuts down a tree, scoops out the inside, fills it with candy, and then stabs anyone who rings his doorbell. He then eats the candy-filled tree."
"There's two kind of people in the world, and one of them is Vin Diesel."
"There's two kind of people in the world, and one of them is Vin Diesel."
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