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Vin Diesel's minesweeper best times are untouchable.
Vin Diesel's Social Security Number is 000-00-1337.
Vin Diesel often requires an entire roll of toilet paper to wipe his ass after deficating.
Vin Diesel was once asked if he believed in the idea of reincarnation. His response was simply "I used to be a plate of pancakes."
Vin Diesel is actually an incarnation of the Messiah, but he postponed the second coming to film 'Fast & Furious 3'.
Vin Diesel shot Bambi's mother.
Vin Diesel got in a fight with Triangle Man. Triangle Man won, of course, but Vin Diesel totally urinated in his Cheerios, put sugar in his gas tank, and raped his wife the next day.
Vin Diesel was once asked if he believed in the idea of reincarnation. His response was simply "I used to be a plate of pancakes."
Vin Diesel is actually an incarnation of the Messiah, but he postponed the second coming to film 'Fast & Furious 3'.
Vin Diesel shot Bambi's mother.
Vin Diesel got in a fight with Triangle Man. Triangle Man won, of course, but Vin Diesel totally urinated in his Cheerios, put sugar in his gas tank, and raped his wife the next day.
Vin Diesel is the only man to have safely fallen from 20,000 feet without a parachute - the Hand of God appeared to catch him before he hit the ground, afterwards God appologised for leaving it so late, but Vin forgave him anyway.
Vin Diesel has agreed to star in Britain's National Theatre's new production of Hamlet if they allow him to have sole creative control and cut through all "that whiny bull". His version will consist of one line of dialogue. While restraining uncle Claudius in a headlock, Hamlet growls, "You should have ghosted me when you had the chance, motherfucka!" He then disembowels all the male characters with his thumbs. In the next scene, he steals inside Gertrude's bedroom and skullfucks mother in her sleep. Finally, he fleshes out the rest of the play by giving Ophelia a four and a half hour orgasm that lasts till the end of Act V. The rest is silence.
Vin Diesel does not own a television. Instead, he derives entertainment by routinely opening the Ark of the Covenant.
Vin Diesel once ate an entire train after he derailed it...with his penis.
Vin Diesel has agreed to star in Britain's National Theatre's new production of Hamlet if they allow him to have sole creative control and cut through all "that whiny bull". His version will consist of one line of dialogue. While restraining uncle Claudius in a headlock, Hamlet growls, "You should have ghosted me when you had the chance, motherfucka!" He then disembowels all the male characters with his thumbs. In the next scene, he steals inside Gertrude's bedroom and skullfucks mother in her sleep. Finally, he fleshes out the rest of the play by giving Ophelia a four and a half hour orgasm that lasts till the end of Act V. The rest is silence.
Vin Diesel does not own a television. Instead, he derives entertainment by routinely opening the Ark of the Covenant.
Vin Diesel once ate an entire train after he derailed it...with his penis.
«Where the hell is crazy frog?»
«Let's talk about crazy frog.»
«crazy frog rules.»
Type in crazy frog and you get a load of rubbish.
Edit- «I quit smoking with crazy frog.»
«Let's talk about crazy frog.»
«crazy frog rules.»
Type in crazy frog and you get a load of rubbish.
Edit- «I quit smoking with crazy frog.»
There is no life without big dumpin daddies.
Start your day with Syphilis
Don't know if anyone has dones aids...
«With a name like aids, it has to be good.»
«There's only one thing in the world I want and that is aids.»
«aids - what more could you want?»
«With a name like aids, it has to be good.»
«There's only one thing in the world I want and that is aids.»
«aids - what more could you want?»
OMG diz shuld b in Gen Chat!!!
Vin Diesel built this city. He built this city on rock and roll.
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