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«Wings Hauser on the outside, tasty on the inside.»
«Wings Hauser - One name. One legend.»
«Have a break, have a Wings Hauser.»
Fool Vin Diesel once, shame on you; fool him twice, he will use your spine as dental floss.
Vin Diesel is so tough that he only eats the finest European coins and wipes his ass with pinecones...the wrong way.
Vin Diesel eats his own feces, not for nutritional value, just because it's delicious.
Vin Diesel preferred VHS to Betamax. The rest, as they say, is history.
Vin Diesel has a penis at the end of his toenail
Vin Diesel regularly had unprotected sex with Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury just to prove he's immune to the AIDS virus. Obviously, he was. Freddie Mercury died and Magic Johnson's talk show was a miserable failure, and Vin is as successful as ever.
Vin Diesel once saved a busload of orphans from going off a cliff, but only to consume them because he hadn't had breakfast that morning.
«Spunk - it's like heaven!»
«You know when it's Diarrhea.»
«I wish i had a Diarrhea.»
«Ginger is inspiration.»
«Penis, you've got it!»
Ah well.
Child Molestation - Just Do It.
Everybody Loves Kiddy Porn!
You Can't Beat Crack-Induced Heart Failure
Vin is better, though.
Vin Diesel invented the phrase "PWN3D" after a fist-fight with Ghandi, the details of which he has never released.
Vin Diesel once beat Super Mario Bros 3 without even touching his Nintendo controller. He just yelled at his TV in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich, and the game beat itself out of fear.
«porn, pure lust.»
«dringo will do anything for you.»
«My dringo and me»
(a couple for the prison crowd ;^) )
«spiders is the only way to be happy.»
«ji** inside you.»
«Take what you want, but leave ji** alone!»
«I wouldn't leave the house without Chavs.»
«Naughty little Chavs.»
«I fall for Chavs.»
«animal sex makes dreams come true.»
«Everyone loves procrastination.»
«Michael Jackson loves you.»
And just for you guys:
«Worldclass internet geeks!»
> That sloganizer is appallingly bad, but the Vin Diesel is good.
Agreed. The Vin Diesel one is genius
«Icarus, pure lust.»
«Icarus is better than chocolate.»
«Icarus - You see this name, you think dirty.»
«Halleluja, it's a Icarus.»
«3... 2... 1... Icarus.»
And my personal fave, «Go to heaven with Icarus.»