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Mon 30/05/05 at 22:43
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"leaf it aaaaht"
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You've proberly read this before....


A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb." "Well put," thejudge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses." The defendant smiled. With his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out.
Mon 30/05/05 at 23:10
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"leaf it aaaaht"
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munn wrote:
> How would an articficial arm manage to grab things though?

My friend has an artificial arm. It's kinda mechanical. He also has other attachments such as a hook, a whisk.......
Mon 30/05/05 at 23:10
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"leaf it aaaaht"
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obviously.
Mon 30/05/05 at 23:08
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"The Red Shift"
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Hmmmm.

America?
Mon 30/05/05 at 23:06
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"8==="
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Mon 30/05/05 at 22:58
"period drama"
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My artificial ass.
And penii, now with auto-retract!
Mon 30/05/05 at 22:57
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How would an articficial arm manage to grab things though?
Mon 30/05/05 at 22:43
Regular
"leaf it aaaaht"
Posts: 7,914
You've proberly read this before....


A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb." "Well put," thejudge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses." The defendant smiled. With his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out.

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