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"Heh..."

You've proberly read this before....


A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb." "Well put," thejudge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses." The defendant smiled. With his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out.

Yeah I get it.

Don't mind me I been drinking a little.

I'm quite funny with my 'quick wit'. I know you don't get it on here..but sometimes I even make my mum laugh.

Clazon wrote:
> I want Live.
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> Broadband soon...
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> Only 512kb-1mb though.
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> (Plus no Xbox)

You can probably get one for about £65 now.

Lawrence wrote:
> So you're admitting you spend half hour, trying to think of a joke to
> post on here.
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> Dude, you got waaaay to much time on your hands.

NO! Christ you're an idiot!

I'm saying I don't do that but people don't always check when messages were posted and if I make a quick joke in a thread I've only just read but no-one has posted in it for a few hours there's no way to see that it was spontaneous so it doesn't come across as well as it would if it was spoken aloud.

So you're admitting you spend half hour, trying to think of a joke to post on here.

Dude, you got waaaay to much time on your hands.

I want Live.

:'{




Broadband soon...

Only 512kb-1mb though.

(Plus no Xbox)

It's better when I'm on Live because the spontanaiety (sp?) of what I make up on the spot comes across better.

On here someone could have spent half an hour coming up with a joke and then posted it whereas I try to be spontaneous despite the fact noone can tell unless you post the joke/gag straight after the thing you've made the joke from/about was posted.

If you see what I mean. :)

oh christ, I never thought I'd see the day when Hedfix raises a smile from me.

monkey_man wrote:
> I have an artificial arm, and can vouch for this being true.
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> I was also the defendant. And the judge.

That's feasible as you are the long arm of the law.

*Runs*

obv.

That's why I said.

They're so god damn dumb.

Even the ones at the top are dumb. I mean they have Harvard, the top uni in the world and yet they can't even sustain law so that a man has to take responsibility for his arms action.


Their stupidity actually scares me as to what they might think up next.

I have an artificial arm, and can vouch for this being true.

I was also the defendant. And the judge.