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"Heh..."

You've proberly read this before....


A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb." "Well put," thejudge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses." The defendant smiled. With his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out.

Lawrence wrote:
> that dont come
> across online, you just sounded retarted'

So he met up with you because he thought you were retarded, meaning an easy lay.

Tsk tsk

Niddle wrote:
> I want to be like you.


You only want a pair of breasts.

I'm quite happy to make jokes that have people groaning on here anyway.

Like I've said before, it makes me laugh to post something I know people are going to go 'awwww nooo' to.

I thought that 'long arm of the law' thing was terrible (hence the '*runs*') though so it works both ways. :)

Hedfix wrote:
> Lawrence wrote:
> Yeah I get it.
>
> Don't mind me I been drinking a little.
>
> Then I apologise.


No need.

Anyhoo, about this live business. EB has an x-box, and in the new flat we'll have the internet (obviously)..so what do I need to get to do this live business cos it sounds like fun.

Lawrence wrote:
> Don't mind me I been drinking a little.

You're so cool.

I want to be like you.

Drinking all the time, having sex with my boyfriend all the time!!!!!!!!!!!

Lawrence wrote:
> you just sounded retarted'

That smooth talker.
Also tell him he said retarded wrong.

Lawrence wrote:
> 'you just sounded retarted'

It's as if I can see myself like that.


Chat forums suck. They lack intonation.

Italics are a start, but they take effort...

Lawrence wrote:
> Yeah I get it.
>
> Don't mind me I been drinking a little.

Then I apologise.

>
> I'm quite funny with my 'quick wit'. I know you don't get it on
> here..but sometimes I even make my mum laugh.

Yep, that's the sort of thing.

lol..most people don't get my jokes on here. It's all in my tone of voice.

When I met EB he was like 'actually you're funny, that dont come across online, you just sounded retarted'

I agree.

In person, I create witty and quick replies.

On here for some reason my jokes are awwwwwful.