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"Heh..."

You've proberly read this before....


A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb." "Well put," thejudge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses." The defendant smiled. With his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out.

In that case. "You still want to marry him after that comment?"

If I'd said that to Lucé, I would either be dead or impotent...

He only said that about a month ago.

Lawrence wrote:
> lol..most people don't get my jokes on here. It's all in my tone of
> voice.
>
> When I met EB he was like 'actually you're funny, that dont come
> across online, you just sounded retarted'

And you hooked up with him after that comment? Hmm...

You all suck.
Cheers is teh 1337

This thread is as funny as AIDS.
Except AIDS can be quite hilarious, so not really.

Heh.

Clazon wrote:
> Pfffft.
>
> [LIES]Same thing.[/LIES]

Pfffft.

Same thing.

Lawrence wrote:
>Though I know the program, but [LIES]its crap[/LIES]

[lies]

Lawrence wrote:
> Though I know the program, but its crap

[/lies]