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You've proberly read this before....
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb." "Well put," thejudge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses." The defendant smiled. With his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out.
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb." "Well put," thejudge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses." The defendant smiled. With his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out.
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Lawrence wrote:
> 'you just sounded retarted'
It's as if I can see myself like that.
Chat forums suck. They lack intonation.
Italics are a start, but they take effort...
> 'you just sounded retarted'
It's as if I can see myself like that.
Chat forums suck. They lack intonation.
Italics are a start, but they take effort...
Lawrence wrote:
> you just sounded retarted'
That smooth talker.
Also tell him he said retarded wrong.
> you just sounded retarted'
That smooth talker.
Also tell him he said retarded wrong.
Lawrence wrote:
> Don't mind me I been drinking a little.
You're so cool.
I want to be like you.
Drinking all the time, having sex with my boyfriend all the time!!!!!!!!!!!
> Don't mind me I been drinking a little.
You're so cool.
I want to be like you.
Drinking all the time, having sex with my boyfriend all the time!!!!!!!!!!!
Hedfix wrote:
> Lawrence wrote:
> Yeah I get it.
>
> Don't mind me I been drinking a little.
>
> Then I apologise.
No need.
Anyhoo, about this live business. EB has an x-box, and in the new flat we'll have the internet (obviously)..so what do I need to get to do this live business cos it sounds like fun.
> Lawrence wrote:
> Yeah I get it.
>
> Don't mind me I been drinking a little.
>
> Then I apologise.
No need.
Anyhoo, about this live business. EB has an x-box, and in the new flat we'll have the internet (obviously)..so what do I need to get to do this live business cos it sounds like fun.
I'm quite happy to make jokes that have people groaning on here anyway.
Like I've said before, it makes me laugh to post something I know people are going to go 'awwww nooo' to.
I thought that 'long arm of the law' thing was terrible (hence the '*runs*') though so it works both ways. :)
Like I've said before, it makes me laugh to post something I know people are going to go 'awwww nooo' to.
I thought that 'long arm of the law' thing was terrible (hence the '*runs*') though so it works both ways. :)
Niddle wrote:
> I want to be like you.
You only want a pair of breasts.
> I want to be like you.
You only want a pair of breasts.
Lawrence wrote:
> that dont come
> across online, you just sounded retarted'
So he met up with you because he thought you were retarded, meaning an easy lay.
Tsk tsk
> that dont come
> across online, you just sounded retarted'
So he met up with you because he thought you were retarded, meaning an easy lay.
Tsk tsk
Lawrence wrote:
> When I met EB he was like 'actually you're funny, that dont come
> across online, you just sounded retarted'
shouldn't that have worried you a bit?
> When I met EB he was like 'actually you're funny, that dont come
> across online, you just sounded retarted'
shouldn't that have worried you a bit?
[URL]http://www.cnet.com.au/games/xbox/0,39029621,40054700,00.htm[/URL]
X-box live.
X-box live.
oh christ, you all pick up on the same thing. Obviously he said it nicely, and after 5 months. He said he only started talking to me when he saw my pic and he gets my jokes when we spoke on the phone.
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